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2 hours agoI am sick of getting blasted in the ass by these big oil companies in their top hats and rotten ass ploughing hearts, I say it’s time to lube up, and do a little ploughing of our own!
Not gay sex, [redacted] oil executives, something something mario brothers multiplayer.
Awww, is the New York Times pretending to be a real news outlet? Isn’t that darling. Wait, stop humping Israel’s leg. Wait no, gross dude. Go to hell.