No, that’s weird. I use a picture of my face for real wallpaper instead.

Clarke’s Third Law:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

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Easily solved by inviting better guests.

All the most useful health advice comes from thinly-disguised book ads posted by new accounts. Don’t smoke, move once in a while, sleep is good? Wow, revolutionary stuff, doc.

Ice to keep the shrimp cold, clear so you (and guests) can see the ice. It’s a common way to serve cocktail shrimp.

The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.

The icon is not a tech-related news article.

Cat yoga pose #4, upward-facing blender.

Nobody owns a cat, this one may decide to select you as its caretaker though. If you make the cut, I wish you many happy years in its service.

Because that’s where the hoop is.

There are no meters

Could be imperial.

!murderedbywords@feddit.uk

Two products with a major impact on the world that somehow didn’t make the list: the Boeing 767-200ER replica cockpit kit for PC flight simulators and a 5-pack of travel size box cutters.

It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.

It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.

Two and a half out of three, guess I’m doing all right.

I have to click through a Cloudflare challenge when opening a lemmy.zip link and don’t get thumbnails for these posts, could be related to what you’re seeing if the app doesn’t handle that situation properly.

Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.