Considerate cat wants to make sure you are aware of the situation so it can be resolved promptly. How thoughtful.

Rookie mistake by the low left lighter. Gotta slide back from the metal after striking the ignition spark unless you want to make a burnt offering of your thumb-skin.

Rude, blocked.

The ol’ two-finger entry method. It’s been around longer than PINs.

That’s why I spend a few minutes afterward licking the keypad to lay false heat signatures and promote faster cooling due to saliva. Attackers/observers are temporarily stunned with confusion and disgust, giving me a brief window to escape unnoticed.

Most of the ones with article requirements also have rules about source reliability/reputation so your idea about making a new site to post your thoughts and linking to that wouldn’t work for long.

Pret-seal.

This is the face of a devious little shit who knows exactly what they are doing. The sort of cat that will watch you painstakingly assemble a complete spaghetti dinner and seize the opportunity in a moment of distraction to give your bread slice an extra kneading and leave a trail of buttery paw-prints down the length of the table.

Don’t forget the turret toss and one-legged race. Mom and dad are already imagining their new Lada and box of Cheetos.

Scoundrels!

But I got such a great deal on this Blur-Ay pure organic asbestos retractable cup-holder, I’d have been a fool not to buy! It did burn my house down though.

Did that against a rock in the intro of Oblivion with a rubber band on the controller thumbstick. Set it up, went to work, came home to a master of stealth who barely knew which end of a sword to hold.

Cheesy method of training the sneak skill.

Step 1: Be cat.
There are no more steps.

Of 2027.

Maybe he’s renaming that too.

That dog has seen some shit. Rolled in it, too.

Shul’s Law in action.