You got the extra minimal version at no additional cost, how lucky.

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

Fortune. Cowsay.

It’s like when the boss walks in so everybody becomes visibly busy. Never want to look like you could be the couple pennies shaved off the budget when management bonus calculation time comes around.

That’s why you don’t store your stool samples in the same fridge as your chocolate pudding. Malware goes into the vault.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.

Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.