I knew I was seeing something, but Morticia is so on point. Honestly almost looks like you’re Morticia going as Gomez for Halloween with sharpie facial hair, or even the other way around, like it’s uncanny. Actual 10/10 drag

an interim fix using epoxy over the card.

Lmao encase that shit. Bro, we just need more physical security, trust me.

Those sure weren’t the words they used for chain saw noises back in my day

What a pretty coaster!

Uh, uh, pumpkin deez?

Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes

Wait, wdym that’s old now?

I read finger alien, and yes

Sickening

Unfortunately the German for spider is spinne, otherwise this comment would be funny /s

Uuhhh that’s a Chihuahua, mydude

I could drink a case o’ her, bud

Pizza is and has always been salad, you dick noodle

There’s no way they’re that sm-

What

I could really use an inverted ok-hand emoji right about now

Haha good 💨🖕⚡

Jk crows don’t kill me

I can’t pronounce that shit! Take your monmahogany somewhere else!

Frickin love wendigoon, I’ll say it

In my head “mrrrrp” reads as more of a fart noise, specifically a rising tone squeaky one, so yeah I just thought I’d share that with everyone

But it is about an estranged relation of an estranged relation of the royal family, so there’s that