I like how the tits’ tits are bifurcated

Where did the can come from? Does this require soup?

It still fucks me up when I remember led zeppelin is British. Just the sound of them makes me picture some dude with a Camaro pregaming a Budweiser in the parking lot.

Good thing it’s not running on bare metal, amirite

The Nix project has some unfortunate support that made it’s way to some level of influence if I’m not mistaken. Its sort of like enshitification 2.0 but with fascism instead of money.

Inb4 WhAtStHeDiFfErEnCe

Oh god, nobody look at org-mode 😳

Apple also said its anti-CSAM tool will not allow the company to see or scan a user’s photo album. It will only scan photos that are shared on iCloud.

The system will look for matches, securely on the device, based on a database of hashes of known CSAM images provided by child safety organisations.

Scanning yes, viewing no.

I remember hearing about that though. On first glance that shouldn’t be possible with what apple says they do. I feel like there was another detail I can’t recall that made more sense of it, but maybe not.

If you read the article, they don’t.

Is this what actually got people to microwave their phones? I never saw these and thought it stemmed from fake videos. The design is pretty on point tbh

An ezpz 256 gigs without spending an extra $200 used to be orgasmic is all I can say

I am very confused by this, and I don’t mean it like that

Need a face scan to use my fridge

I believe my line is “me three”?

Easter is a god-fearing holiday, not an island! God damn Christmas too!

I like to think of if it as “mogging” the codebase with the sigma branch

You guys ever heard of JoJo’s?

My guess is twisted metal? Forgot it was a thing but the games were sick

Of course it’s not weird that “chat” is chat in French, but it’s also cat which is silly

Computers can’t even greet you in the real world. Its like some kind of sick joke.

“Dance, clanker! Dance!”

He is very sensitive so be gentile

🤔