

Maybe they will tomato but not today


Maybe they will tomato but not today
Someone put it to me like this once.
Imagine a path to the top of a mountain, the trail you describe is on a slow ascent towards the top, clearly marked, has rope guides to hang on to, rest areas, people to carry your backpack as needed.
For many others there is no trail, no guides, steep climbing, few if any rest areas, little to no help
I chose to help the latter up the mountain.
Well done, comrade


Fooled us all. That’s a tanning booth.
Icky? Ick? Sick? Don’t leave us hanging
You said fucking. Bring me my fainting couch. Fuck I don’t have one.
That’s The Blues
The phrase “the blues” was written by Charlotte Forten, then aged 25, in her diary on December 14, 1862. She was a free-born black woman from Pennsylvania who was working as a schoolteacher in South Carolina, instructing both slaves and freedmen, and wrote that she “came home with the blues” because she felt lonesome and pitied herself. She overcame her depression and later noted a number of songs, such as “Poor Rosy”, that were popular among the slaves. Although she admitted being unable to describe the manner of singing she heard, Forten wrote that the songs “can’t be sung without a full heart and a troubled spirit”, conditions that have inspired countless blues songs.
Sacrifices will be made


The real question is where are the people in that picture now?


I was informed everything was stored on the cloud. Why would we need these things called “floppy disks” (which don’t like floppy at all)?
/s just in case

Tell me you’re getting military industry funds without telling me


My guess is some people in the US are still butt hurt about the 79-80 revolution and the hostages. Those people may or may not work in three letter acronym government agencies


It wasn’t meant to be a how to manual
Kids under or travel free


Ah the classics never get old.


MVP baby

Anyone else read that this was the doctor’s name?

What is the nurses name? Duran Duran?
Obligatory