I remind my sons often how my dog is my favorite child.

Strawman! You need to cote your sources.

Thank you. I will add them to my reading list. 🧛‍♂️

I see this is part of a series (#23 in fact); do I need to read the first 22 books or can I just jump in at this one?

You forgot the most iconic:

This further proves Dracula is not really an evil bad guy. He went out of his way to make sure the Belmont’s had everything they needed to defeat him, even before they stepped foot inside his castle.

Dracula is the real OG dad.

A seriously missed opportunity.

Found Buffalo Bill’s Lemmy account.

I guess they forgot to invite Elmo. Probably for the best.

It should be Xbox Parallel X|S

~Because electricity runs in series or parallel. /s~

Yeah, I’m starting to realize this via my research. This is very disappointing (but not surprising).

What a waste.

0 / 4 = 0

🤷‍♂️

And they have good neigh-bors.

This hurts my heart. If I were to say there was any “failure” (I use that term loosely here), it’s that you obviously deprived your child of the joy that is Tetris.

But, fear not! It’s never too late.

~In case it isn’t obvious, this comment is meant to be lighthearted. Y’all do y’all. 💙~

Why do you need the while true?

Bodacious!

Don’t forget that the biker broke a certified mentally-unstable criminal out of the hospital, who then helped kill the police officer.

~The officer was even training for a 5k charity event.~

Relevant post.

Not bleach. Something like this should do the trick.