A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

I prefer the Tok’Ra brand. It’s a little easier on the gut and doesn’t give me as many headaches.

my king

send koozie picture imediately

(I think they are suggesting it is Hegseth that has less charm than Brannigan)

Don’t forget about the NYSE! If that ain’t gambling, then I guess I don’t know what is.

Thank you for that thoughtful response. That all makes sense.

Yeah, but do paintings typically lose almost all of their value? I thought the idea was that the value should either stay the same or go up.

Either way, in this case, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Goddamnit.

I was not aware that Charlie Daniels addressed this, and I am also not surprised that he doesn’t like it. 😂

Hot take: the devil won down in Georgia. He was looking for a soul, and he got Johnny’s with greed and pride, not fiddle-playing skills.

I wouldn’t put it past any villain to throw a contest if it meant winning in less obvious ways. That’s why they’re villains.

So, you can say, it’s something else? 🤔

None of what you said makes any sense.

This is the equivalent of an anti-vaxxer denouncing vaccines because they feel that their herbs are close enough to real medicine. 🤦‍♂️

Don’t do that. Syntax absolutely matters.

That’s not JSON. Note the use of equal signs for the property names. That’s something else.

Jokes on you, my doctor took a peek just last month. 🥁

Side note: if you’re over the age of 45, get yourself a colonoscopy.

Side, side note: you can elect to be awake during the procedure.

No, no. The executioner needs to stay hydrated. At least 16 oz every couple of hours.

Goddamnit.

You’re right! And that’s a valid point to make.

I only meant to point out that it’s not a silver bullet, and there are people who will still willfully try to get rid of it.

Tell that to the asshats who are actively removing fluoride from water sources because of whatever unfounded conspiracy theory some dumbass podcaster espoused last week.

Do you remember which ad? You’ve got me curious now.