I’m never on time for work. 😇

~I work from home.~

Wow. It took me to just now to realize it is “The Devil’s Panties” and not “Devil’s Panties”. 🤦‍♂️

Either way, learn how the block button works, then use it.

You do realize that spam texts use spoofed numbers, and blocking does no good because the next spam text will be from a different number?

Trump is Wart confirmed.

Okay, accidental may be a bit of a stretch. But it wasn’t intended to be used the way we use it today (and the fact that it took them 40 attempts to get it right). 😅

https://health.arychase.com/the-mystery-behind-the-blue-and-yellow-can-the-story-of-wd-40/

I’ve noticed that the more obvious something is, the more I don’t understand it. 🤷‍♂️

~I have a bad habit of second-guessing myself and overthinking things.~

You don’t cook much do you? You want to tenderize your meat with something acidic. Ocean water is already salty, so that takes care of some of the seasoning.

~🧑‍🍳 💋~

I never knew about the military plane’s application myself. I just knew it was while he was working for Eastman Kodak and it was an accidental discovery.

I also understand they had to “water it down” because it was too strong.

Edit: it occurred to me I could be confusing WD-40 with superglue re the accidental discovery comment.

Not quite. It was first used as a surgical closure by the inventor after his son cut his finger open on a model. The glue was originally created for making cockpit covers more secure on military planes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Coover

Use stereo for the movie. Some apps, like Netflix (iirc) has a setting for that.

Check that the audio format of whatever you’re watching matches the output of your listening device. If you watch a movie using 5.1, but your TV is stereo, then yes all of the loud shit is going to be very loud and crowd out the dialog. This might not be the silver bullet for everyone, but it costs you nothing to check your settings.

I would be shocked (shocked, I say) if Hollywood wasn’t mostly a front for money laundering rings.

Maybe one day we can move past this idea that dads/husbands are always incompetent. 🤷‍♂️

Throwing in my two cents:

I would imagine package managers are because of C and C++ not having package managers. I remember 20+ years ago before package managers were a thing, before the Debians, Ubuntus, and Arch (btw)s (before autoconf and configure), when we would download software and have to compile it ourselves, and the lack of reliable means of knowing what dependencies were needed to compile said software. Repeat this ad nauseam for each dependency that itself had dependencies.

It was Hell.

~I for one am grateful for my dependency-resolving overlords. 🙇‍♂️~

You’re absolutely right! Let’s see if we can find better ways to determine if something is AI-generated:

• what other styles are giveaways?
• maybe a combination of em dashes and bulleted lists?
• I’m running out of ideas for this joke.

No, the tip is the point. It’s usually pointed at whatever you’re boring a hole into.

Yeah, but even when shit’s at its lowest, at least Lonliness got your back.

Seriously? I literally just started doing this myself. 😞

Do you hear yourself right now? That is the oldest, most snake-oil bullshit anybody could ever come up with. And here you are doubling down on it and acting like your so-called insider information makes you somehow wise and all-knowing.

Seriously, I want you to stand in front of the mirror and say what you said to yourself.

Go. Try it. Bet that won’t cost anybody their job.

_Goddamnit.