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They may be arguing with you.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.

Well aktchually this wouldn’t happen because as we flatties all know, there’s a 150 foot high wall at the edge! Ha! Checkmate, logical people!

Corporates: well yeah, enough whipping should make the horse move, and more whips should make it move faster than one whip, so what’s the problem? Also, make sure the bottled water in the chariot is Essentia because I own stock in Nestle.

I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”

god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

Great meta, love it

Hey that’s Luna Crunchy Cat on YouTube lol she has her own channel for her crunchy face!

No Anon Left Behind

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.

Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.

Auto-brewery syndrome is a real condition, and much like Persistent genital arousal disorder, sufferers say it is not at all as awesome as their name may indicate.

You look at me as I pop my AirPods Pro in, and press and hold one the stems, and you see:

Probably just the getting zombified since the comic doesn’t seem to portray any hostility to the zombies due to them being chill.

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