Too soon?

Nah he’s cold now, it’s all good.

I like trains.

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

He is.

I know a guy who did his course and has his certificate of knowledge, that he printed out, framed and hanging on his wall, he always pulls it down to talk about it like it’s a real thing.

It literally just says certificate of knowledge and made to look like a diploma. It’s the second most useless thing in his house.

Do you guys not have phones?

My bad, if I knew this skit I would have committed to the bit.

Sorry, you are out of credits to generate this response, please purchase more to continue.

I don’t have green ink, will red rink suffice?

How’s this?

Nope!

Well of course, you’re the eXpErT!

6 hours into a heavy LSD trip in a remote mountain town in Patagonia?

Nice! Good luck with your server there mate.

No! I will not ignore this!

G’day! How’s it going?

Come on, you know there’s someone out there trying to work out how to selfhost one of these.

Even with the cum covered pictures, it’s still one of the neatest looking computer setups I’ve seen here.

Not a shitty popstar.