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Remake any Disney owned movie with The Muppets. Slam dunk.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin narc.

Yeah two years for six episodes and I just don’t give a shit anymore.

Half your age plus seven.

Dude nearly half of Americans are openly fascist at this point. And most of the rest will look the other way while the fascists kill people like me.

None of you dumbfucks can read. What part of “elect progressives in democratic primaries to turn the democratic party into a progressive socialist party” do you not understand? This is literally the only point I’ve been making here, if all you stupid numpty motherfuckers voted for progressives in democratic primaries we’d have a fucking progressive party. But you dumb shits can’t even fucking read.

So your solution is get the mask off fascism in power, congratulations you’re an accelerationist and thus about as serious as the average MAGAt.

You’re an acceleration actively advocating for the destruction of the nation, who gives a fuck what you fuckin think? Fuckin ruspublican propagandist motherfuckers all over this garbage ass platform, making fucking redditors look intelligent. And stop using an LLM to write your comments. This fucking place.

Yeah, that’s why you primary incumbents with progressives you fucking walnut. Participate in the fuckin conversation or go back to your accelerationist space. What you’re doing right here gets republicans elected, but that’s probably your goal anyway.

Oh no 13 out of 257 members of the big tent party… And we still got a bunch in the primaries. Give your balls a tug.

And this right here is why Americans mostly deserve what they’ve got. And I’m the socialist taking over the party. If all you moron chucklefucks voted for progressives in democratic primaries and kept republicans out in the general then we wouldn’t be nuts fucking deep in a fascism right now, but numpty fucks scream both sides and here we are.

Most of us voted for this by not voting for the literally only other viable candidate and most of us are too bitch pussy to nut the fuck up and own the consequences of our actions. That’s why most of us deserve what we’re getting. 75 million Americans don’t deserve this. The rest are getting what they voted for.

I vote we speed this process along.

More standard lemming discourse. Makes reddit look palatable often enough. Well, at least your bullshit isn’t gpt slop like half the comments here.

Well I certainly feel older after reading all that garbage. Feel better about yourself now? Might wanna get your memory checked then since you’ve clearly forgotten that reddit predates doomscrolling. It’s absolutely that now, but for nearly a decade it was just a user driven content aggregator forum. Doomscrolling wasn’t a thing. Infinite feeds weren’t a thing. Prior to Cambridge analytica rage engagement feed algorithms weren’t commonplace. I’m not sure why you’re insisting it was always doomscrolling, all of that kicked up from basically nothing into high gear during Trump’s first term.

It absolutely wasn’t doomscrolling thirteen years ago. Upvotes took things to the front page if you fucked with that. Otherwise it was just another forum, except it had sub forums for literally everything. One forum to rule them all. It wasn’t even legitimately a “social media” till after they released the official app and “new reddit.” Were you even out of school back when reddit was coming up? It wasn’t an infinite scroll and was intended to be checked once a day. You’d check reddit after your emails while drinking your coffee. Like, it absolutely wasn’t doomscrolling. Doomscrolling wasn’t a thing. It was just a forum for any/every thing and people largely hung out in whatever corners they settled into. Like every post used to be filled with professionals or experts on the subject and there was considerable valuable discussion. Old reddit was very much a remnant of the old internet.

Oh that would be nice.

Have you been here long? You’ll learn about ml and hexbear pretty quick. Best to just instance block them.

Reddit predates doomscrolling. It wasn’t even originally algorithmic if I recall, just entirely user driven.

It’s funny when lemmy accuses reddit of being bots and propaganda. Pot meet kettle, lemmy just has a smaller userbase and the propaganda is more Russian than American.