subway sufer because she just ate a sandwich and she’s doing all this with full stomach

asking what they want is for kids that have no purchasing power, for adults is more fun to take the risk and surprise each other

you probably picked it up while taking a walk in nature

covid-19 retired holy water in some places

Photoshop was probably meant for small and large Macklemore, based on context, but looks more like foreground and background Macklemore

damn op, put your shirt on at least

that amber pill isn’t gluten free

got to find or purchase a spherical bomb 💣 first

is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win

plastic flag to represent our planet, fitting

the real titties were the memes we saw along the way

complaining about their +70 year old mom

sinks would be nice

it’s all fun and games until the water rises

currently at my cubicle preparing a presentation, wishing this moment will once forget

silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide

it took me 2 months and got very close to out-of-money-for-bills territory

a sneeze

the kind in kindle was a lie

s’s, don’t care much about grammatical rules, just rarely see this one broken