Every time you think “I don’t like this job but maybe it’ll get better after XYZ”, the answer is always the same.

Wait, you have to give 2 weeks notice in your country? Do employers have to give you two weeks notice of firing?

I want its opinion on traffic once - before I leave - and that’s it. Once I’m on the road, I absolutely do not want to hear its suggestion to change 3 lanes to catch this next exit.

I don’t want traffic updates. They keep changing my route to a complicated one I didn’t want, to save like 1 minute in theory. If I could change it to opt-in route suggestions instead of opt-out route switcheroos, then I might like that feature. I am not available to use the phone while I am driving the car.

I loved my old standalone GPS device until it was stolen.

At this rate the right is about to lose that principled crypto voting bloc.

Once I’ve got a path plotted, I switch on airplane mode so Google Maps can’t throw me any curveballs.

It might be hard to see with the speed blur, but the tortoise is in the center bottom of the photo in front of the grass.

I’m really enjoying

• Confederate forums for furries
• Encrypted piracy

If they’d simply held since birth, they’d be rich!

It’s kinda sad watching the economy I grew up in come to an end. Who knows where all this will end up - I can only guarantee that it’ll be weird.

If it helps, the kids become more fun once they’re potty trained.

like how the earth is flat

Take a look at the world population graph, they evidently don’t. You’re not doing enough fun stuff god dammit!

lol 90% of the people in my city hate ICE with a burning passion.

Stupid people will still be either censored or get their info leaked, and we have to live in a society with them.

If it fakes people then it’s fake²

This at least reduces biomagnification.

Oh darn, our CEO told us to use LLMs to write all this code, and now the good parts might be used for something that helps people. Not our copyrights!

Why would it be a specific license?

Zoomed out, it looks like we’re in a financial crisis.