Why this matters –

I’m gonna start a company that creates cheap life saving products called “Chris”

As a mountain person I just want to let all of you normies know that 27°F is not ‘sleeves’ weather for quick exposure.

Like if I am taking out the trash or driving to the store or walking to the mailbox or whatever. I do not consider sleeves at all until about 26F°, but that’s just going to be a hoodie. At about 18°F or so, I’ll go for a light coat on top of that. Single digits is where I break out the winter coat. Subzero you start layering.

We’re not flexing. It’s adaptation. I can basically not handle physical work above 85 degree heat. 0 stamina. My body knows how to keep warm. My body does not know how to keep cool.

My costco has a gas station and the entire parking area is a god damn zoo.

It’s utter chaos. You can choose left which includes the front or right which includes gas station and auto bays for tire stuff.

Left is the right call, but if you get halfway down any aisle of parking without finding a spot, you are forced to cross the front of the store in your vehicle. This is never advisable.

Going right is chaos. You might get lucky, but if you don’t, you’re at least spared passing the entrance. You are however stuck with the gas line, the auto bays, and the access to the deliveries/etc.

My costco hack is to stay out of the two main aisles.

Enter, go right. Approach any right side aisles from the right.

Hit meat and produce section

Go wide for the exit aisle.

Park… Next door. Idk. Their parking lots are the worst part.

Dennis Leary was always a hack.

This was originally a Louis CK bit. He stole the whole joke.

For a pallette cleanser, here’s Greg giraldo humiliating him on TV. RIP.

Unironically Breaking Bad is kind of what a MAGA version of Bluey would look like.

“Consequences for our actions? No, no, there’s a way out of this…”

“Difficult emotions? Don’t open up to those closest to you!! Recede into fear. Deal drugs if you have to. Just don’t be a bitch and run out of money lol.”

And it’s not Diddy 😢

That’s a full boycott from me, dawg.

Not even once. I’m good watching recycled twitch clips wherever they crop up. Fuck your business model with a pitchfork.

I know a guy who was holding onto basically every variation of [state][marijuana reference].[tld] back in like 2015. Guarantee he made bank on that investment.

Which is why this will fail even if it passes.

It is never impossible to record a screen.

Traefik’s configs are a little less cumbersome if you’re managing a lot of services.

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The whole world at your fingertips. The ocean, at your door.

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A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall

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If your product can’t enter my world without you paying millions of dollars to interrupt my good time, I am positive I do not need to know about your product.

None of those are illegal; they are situations wherein the landlord is obligated to fix the problem. The pipes never burst, it is a hypothetical. The power went out, that’s beyond their control. We’re buying a generator. They’re taking it off the rent.

My landlords are excellent.

Man I am rural as FUCK and I rent with my gf.

It is better.

Power went out last week in subzero temps. Told the landlord were buying a generator and taking it off our rent. Because guess who pays if the pipes freeze? I don’t mean just for the pipes, I mean for the roof over our head until it’s fixed. Oh that’s right: then.

If a tree falls on the roof they replaced 2 years ago, guess who pays?

If the plow guy fucks up the drive way again, guess who pays to fix?

If the fucking door’s weather stripping comes off and it gets drafty, guess who is paying for the weather stripping to fix it?

The economy is so ass right now, my gf and I are poised to buy, but it just doesn’t make sense right now. Our rent is near $3k a month, and that mortgage would get us dick nothing next to what we have. Would literally afford us half the sq ft and half the acreage for worse everything.

Is it bad for equity? Yeah. Is it really the best option until the market turns? 100%. A down payment on a house for a mortgage is lighting that money on fire. Our rent for 2 years is less than any down payment we’d be making. I’d say we’re willing to wait a solid 5 years to decide on buying/renting until our folks are all dead.

The mad grab for data center real estate actualizes profit pretty much only in an authoritarian state.

It’s kinda neat how you can actually see the billionaires gameplan while they wage war on the lower classes. I feel like it’s never been so transparent.

It is pretty much destined to fall apart. The only chance they’ve got is brute force, which will become harder and harder to maintain as support plummets.

New retirement option unlocked

I think you need to spend some time practicing your internetting skills.

Perfect plan! Everyone knows 18 to 22 year olds are in no condition to walk a couple miles! This will totally thwart the student vote.

Bitch they walked further home from their last one night stand. And that was in a fairy costume in freezing temps the night after Halloween.

Bitch they got Uber.

Bitch you just gave them a social activity centered around voting.

You literally just got more people to vote.