With encryption? Just delete the key and you are done.

This is true. For now…

You don’t get to talk about feeling old until the grocery store is playing your favorite songs.

I, for the first time in my life, downloaded and securely stored a 60 minutes segment.

Is your server not run by 6 cats?

I had a coworker, about 30 years old… Who taught computer science at a college prior to us working together… Who said to me “Command line? That stuffs ancient, man.”

Just in case you were thinking about spending money on college tuition to learn computer science…

We could possibly get Peter Theil on this.

He legitimately, in his soul, believes that AI is the second coming of Christ.

My MX master thumb wheel scrolls the wrong way on one application and I can’t fix it. Good and mild. Every time ‘ugh, fucker.’

lol good point.

If they were an athlete, American announcers would say “KOTS-A-CHANKO”.

Listen, the only folks you put your black hat on for are folks who try to phish you. And you report your findings anonymously to CISA.

That’s how the recent USPS scams, the EZ pass scam, and the AAA scam got untangled. Be safe.

You put on your black hat at work when your boss tells you to do so on objects under your teams ownership. Don’t be stupid.

Other than that, don’t be an idiot. Stick to BBPs and VDPs, Educational labs, shit you own, etc. Nothing more than a totally unglamorous fine, or worse, awaits you.

Sincerely, a veteran of cybersecurity.

Still recovering from Thanksgiving…

Wait why have I never which which or locate locate before?

I was studying classical guitar. I was practicing piece and literally YouTube video results on my PC for learning the piece before searching for it.

Only network traffic to indicate was downloading a .PDF on my chrome browser on my phone. This was in like 2012.

Yep. Amazon knew my gf and I were moving in together.

People need to realize that Amazon has them locked in.

I needed a tall mini fridge for a garage. Cheapest I could find was fucking $700.

I went into a nearby home appliance store and got the same one for fucking ~$200. Granted I had to pay for an $80 delivery, but it still beats the shit out of every option for a 7 cu ft fridge on Amazon.

One of my favorite comedians, Doug Stanhope, has an amazing bit about how anyone who attended the event at SeaWorld where the killer whale killed it’s trainer have been spoiled for live entertainment forever; that nothing will ever top seeing that.

Goes on to explain that the incident is everything he wants to bring to a comedy special.

Read the transcript here, it’s too long to paste. The bit I’m talking about is the last block of text, “I just wanna close strong…”

Anyways this reminds me of that bit.

Here’s a very simple example.

What’s 3^3?

Or,

Well it’s 3x3x3

Which is 3+3+3, 3 times.

Which is 3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3, which is 27.

Which solution do we prefer?

3^3 = 27?

Or

3+3+3

+3+3+3

+3+3+3

=27?

Which one uses more lines?

Linus from LTT asks Linus if he’d ever heard of software developers being terminated based on how many lines of code they’d written .

Linus Torvalds responds “Anyone who thinks that’s a valid metric is too stupid to work at a tech company…”

It’s clear Torvalds doesn’t know who this is about when questioned.

Linus hints to him it’s about Musk.

“Apparently I was spot on [about Elon Musk being such and individual who is too stupid to work at a tech company].”

Linus from LTT asks Linus if he’d ever heard of software developers being terminated based on how many lines of code they’d written .

Linus Torvalds responds “Anyone who thinks that’s a valid metric is too stupid to work at a tech company…”

It’s clear Torvalds doesn’t know who this is about when questioned.

Linus hints to him it’s about Musk.

“Apparently I was spot on [about Elon Musk being such and individual who is too stupid to work at a tech company].”

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