Ike you don’t want to talk to them.

My girlfriend will not appreciate this.

I am not a smart man but I am smart enough.

Fun fact: it is trivially easy and costs $0 to track an individual through their ad identifier. They’re not supposed to uniquely identify people, but you really just have to drill down like a dozen or so variables and you’ll uniquely identify just about anyone with a smart phone.

Hey, random person for whom this describes, are you

-Aged 30-34 -White -Male -Educated -Spends a lot of time near you work address -Spends a lot of time near you home address -Spends some time where you vacation the exact time you usually vacation there -Is a 49ers fan -Likes artisanal coffee -Android user -Listens to late 90s and early 00s metal -Wears pants size 38/32.

Guess what there’s like 3 of you in the world. And we can get all 3 ad ids in the real time bidding market and track all 3 of you until we deduce which one is you.

Now I know where any person for whom I perform these steps is located, basically in real time.

It’s that bad. It’s a well known issue with I guess too much money behind it to fix? Idk.

Yep.

It’s like they wanna get bought to compete with GitHub or something.

They’re moving fast and breaking things. And bloating their product in the process. In the last 24 months they paid over $1M to a single bug bounty hunter who basically took them to the cleaners.

But totally agree. It’s the best UX, best product for home lab or even small enterprise use if you’ve got someone to get it tuned appropriately.

While I agree, out of the box the configs ARE NOT for home lab use.

Tastes better and is cheaper.

Like unless your coffee drink is a children’s dessert beverage then I really have 0 idea why anyone goes.

It specifically says it will help with your mobility problems.

It will.

Even if you are healthy. Even if you are disabled.

Why this matters –

I’m gonna start a company that creates cheap life saving products called “Chris”

As a mountain person I just want to let all of you normies know that 27°F is not ‘sleeves’ weather for quick exposure.

Like if I am taking out the trash or driving to the store or walking to the mailbox or whatever. I do not consider sleeves at all until about 26F°, but that’s just going to be a hoodie. At about 18°F or so, I’ll go for a light coat on top of that. Single digits is where I break out the winter coat. Subzero you start layering.

We’re not flexing. It’s adaptation. I can basically not handle physical work above 85 degree heat. 0 stamina. My body knows how to keep warm. My body does not know how to keep cool.

My costco has a gas station and the entire parking area is a god damn zoo.

It’s utter chaos. You can choose left which includes the front or right which includes gas station and auto bays for tire stuff.

Left is the right call, but if you get halfway down any aisle of parking without finding a spot, you are forced to cross the front of the store in your vehicle. This is never advisable.

Going right is chaos. You might get lucky, but if you don’t, you’re at least spared passing the entrance. You are however stuck with the gas line, the auto bays, and the access to the deliveries/etc.

My costco hack is to stay out of the two main aisles.

Enter, go right. Approach any right side aisles from the right.

Hit meat and produce section

Go wide for the exit aisle.

Park… Next door. Idk. Their parking lots are the worst part.

Dennis Leary was always a hack.

This was originally a Louis CK bit. He stole the whole joke.

For a pallette cleanser, here’s Greg giraldo humiliating him on TV. RIP.

Unironically Breaking Bad is kind of what a MAGA version of Bluey would look like.

“Consequences for our actions? No, no, there’s a way out of this…”

“Difficult emotions? Don’t open up to those closest to you!! Recede into fear. Deal drugs if you have to. Just don’t be a bitch and run out of money lol.”

And it’s not Diddy 😢

That’s a full boycott from me, dawg.

Not even once. I’m good watching recycled twitch clips wherever they crop up. Fuck your business model with a pitchfork.

I know a guy who was holding onto basically every variation of [state][marijuana reference].[tld] back in like 2015. Guarantee he made bank on that investment.

Which is why this will fail even if it passes.

It is never impossible to record a screen.

Traefik’s configs are a little less cumbersome if you’re managing a lot of services.

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The whole world at your fingertips. The ocean, at your door.

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A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall

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