There’s a floating island of plastic. It’s perfect since they love oil so much.

Not the country you deport them to. Lol

I was 11. My parents allowed me to watch what they were watching as long as I covered my eyes when they told me to.

I’ve had a crush on Natalie Portman since I saw her in the Professional.

She was 13.

She’s older than me.

Pediculosis pubis

I agree. Set prices are a game changer especially if you are visiting in another country. Drivers are less likely to rip off tourists and communication is a lot better.

A very public bathroom.

Looks like Jamie Lannister

Sounds good! Is it close to orange chicken or General Tso’s chicken in the USA?

Yes. I view Chinese American food as American food. Sweet General Tso’s Chicken, orange chicken, fortune cookies, crab rangoons, etc. Basically anything they overly sweetened.

Best by != Expiration

Pattern: Death

Try dying

We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories

In honor of NWA, Fuck The Police!

This guy is a stand up dude.

I looked up prices for artificial diamonds and “fairly cheap” is only cheap relative to natural diamonds. It’s still expensive (at least for me).

looks like he also got a shape up.

Olive Oyl.

Probably only ate it with butter and lemon. High cholesterol maybe?

“Don’t worry, we’ll look for it on the way back.”

At least you got the http server running.

Can we feed it the richest people first and distribute the money to the people of that country?