Oh, I agree that it is way better than cheating. My thought process was “how can he be a better husband when he is not a husband at all?” and then “wait, IS he divorced? Am I mis-remembering some plot point?” and here we are.

I thought Doofenschmirtz was divorced. Didn’t he talk about getting alimony?

edit: ‘he’, not ‘her’. Much like Gunderson’s Nuts, my typing is nutso good

The White House is trying to troll people on BlueSky? The platform famous for having a ‘block and move on’ ethos?!

I guess new BlueSky users will take the bait, but old users will just shake their heads, hit the ‘block’ button and get on with their lives