Lucky for me I’ve never been diagnosed as neurodivergent. So I can keep all my boxes

https://youtu.be/bAUsv8w2tXQ

Damn it. No

Two decades! Shit. Memes are meant to make me depressed.

The Ernest movies were an ever present at the video shop in The late 80s. They looked terrible and I never hired them. I saw one on TV in the late 90s and realised I’d completely missed out. Yes the movies were formulaic but Jim Varney was hilarious.

She exists. She ceases to exist. I shut down Mlem.

5 minutes later I reopen Mlem and she exists again.

Pahari Parker

Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

Yeah we should just let them win. Why fight? It’s not like most of the spam and phishing come from Gmail and hotmail accounts. It’s those fucking self hosters

30 seconds after it launched

Or if you want a more recent movie Longlegs (2024) that one will sit with me for a while

Limbo (1999) directed by John Sayles I went into this one blind at the cinema. I still think about it.

I’m a 6 most days but occasionally 2.

Diane: Lemmy/Piefed’s gonna have me watching Twin Peaks again.

He’s not wrong. You can depict sex in a movie without it being explicit.

Yes there are stories where sex is the point and explicitness makes sense but for most stories it doesn’t, a kiss, a back shot of a removed top and a fade to black is all we need. They boned. Fabulous. Let’s get on with the plot.

My AI, that I also trained on pirated porn, you’ll never guess what. It hacked a company too.

Money please!

She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic

The Aldi version with the washed out chilli sauce. I assume the other two are equally diluted but the packaging is opaque.

meron shaabetto sounds like a made up racist pronounciation

Fuck

To answer my own question. No it’s not. It’s based on a completely different novel. The choice of title for the movie though isn’t doing it favours