When the dick comes out sizzling

You deserve someone who plays story driven indie games

Except for the question “Which operating system should I avoid?” (amongst other possible answers)

No Ron. Go find Becky.

Poob has it for you

Not enough money for rent

Margaret Thatcher is the only dog that went to hell

Autoban systems are so bad at detecting, this is worth a lifetime ban

My bank allows alphanumeric passwords, but only 5 characters

I sometimes wonder how their opsec specialists cope…

Things that I have 2FA for for some reason:

• my abandoned Ubisoft account which holds two free games and doesn’t have any personal details about me

Things I don’t have 2FA for, although I’d probably prefer if I could have:

• my bank account

instead of a penis it’s a needle

cough

Lemme just fully quote the Arpaci-Dusseaus OSTEP real quick

Living as a single guy

Essential supplies

Probably because of the RAM lockdown thing, their firmware blocks unauthorized RAM components. They say it’s because scammers bought pis, replaced the ram with a shitty alternative and resold them. The non-malicious tinkerers and repair-enthusiasts obviously hate this for good reason.

A source

Yeah but if you don’t check you might end up as they person who did it

Yes and maybe we shouldn’t continue this verbal standardization of Adobe products. Make people realize there are valid alternatives so they stop giving this corporation a shitload of money

Constitution is being able to eat a tomato-based fruit salad