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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • You know what, I already did one but I’m gonna do another one: Lovecraft Country.

    First episode did just about everything you’d want out of a Jim Crow-era supernatural horror road trip mystery. Felt like they really had a handle on the whole “fear of the unknown and incomprehensible” vibe that you don’t see done well very often, the cast had great chemistry, and the whole theme of “the real incomprehensible eldritch abomination threatening human sanity is racism” was executed flawlessly. They walked a very fine tightrope between homage and condemnation of Lovecraft’s whole… deal and nailed it in one.

    And then the main mystery is resolved by the second episode and the whole thing devolves into a very uneven anthology of psychic snakes and angry ghosts and like, Nazi wizards worshipping what I think was just the regular devil and overall very known and comprehensible horrors that didn’t really hold my attention for long enough to see if they even tried to tie them all together.

    Man, all I wanted was a long-form cosmic horror story wrapped in a character-driven prestige TV period drama with some biting social commentary that doesn’t suck. They don’t make a lot of those!


  • It’s a show that relies a lot more on plot twists than actual plot, and they’re the sort of twists that heavily recontextualize the story in such a way that everything that happened prior is rendered kinda irrelevant and thus never followed up on, which kills a lot of the narrative momentum before it even really has a chance to build. There’s maybe one halfway-decent “oh shit” reveal followed by a long series of "huh?"s and a big final “where the fuck did that come from?”. And by the time it’s two or three twists in, anything that seemed unique about the concept gets sidelined in favor of some increasingly credibility-straining political intrigue with token sci-fi elements.

    And in general I kinda thought they did a poor job of making the spaceship feel like a spaceship, making the descendants of the Red Scare people feel like descendants of Red Scare people, and making the 1960s Space Race technology feel like 1960s Space Race technology, but in that annoying way where it’s clearly not from a lack of budget, just from a lack of imagination. It’s all just some very generic people with generic sci-fi technology living in a generic sci-fi city that just so happens to be shaped like a spaceship. And it’s one of those shows where the main plot (term used generously) grinds to a halt every couple act breaks so everyone can fuck and backstab each other for no reason other than the characters that aren’t part of the plot right now need something to do. And then the whole thing kinda just… stops.

    All in all I found the whole thing dull, generic, more than a little frustrating to watch and harder to get invested in the longer it went on. The main characters weren’t all that relatable, barely likeable and not particularly memorable; the mystery at the very heart of the premise was handled in a way that made it very uncompelling, and the ending fails to justify about 70% of the story that preceded it.


  • There was a miniseries on the SyFy channel called “Ascension” that, ostensibly, had the premise of being a murder mystery set on a massive generation ship launched at the height of the Cold War, which sounded fun in theory. 1960s Space Race technology, generations raised on Red Scare values despite the Soviet Union being a distant memory in every sense, a bunch of already-paranoid people trapped with a murderer with safety literally decades away - seems like there’s a lot of room for a story there, right? Well, if the words “miniseries on the SyFy Channel” didn’t tip you off…

    spoiler, not that I recommend ever watching this show

    They solve the murder by the end of the second episode, or at least they think they do. The subplot is nonetheless dropped entirely.

    Turns out the ship never left Earth. It’s in an underground bunker. The entire thing was a ploy to trap America’s greatest minds in a self-contained generational think tank and steal all the super-cool technology they invent. Which also eliminates the 1960s Space Race aesthetic because the ship is now, by design, more technologically-advanced than modern Earth, leaving… exactly none of the original hook intact.

    Except two episodes later they reveal it wasn’t even that, it was actually part of a top-secret government eugenics program designed to breed telepathic super-soldiers, and the show ends with a child super-soldier using her nascent psychokinetic powers to teleport all the bad guys into space for realsies. And the real murderer is some guy we’d never even heard of working for the, again, top-secret government eugenics program, and his motives were… Either never explained, or explained after the part of the show where I stopped watching.

    So anyway, a show that actually stuck to that premise would probably make for a pretty compelling yarn.