Is this from Idiocracy?

So do you get to leave once you use up the lols?

The fact that Android vendors do this is annoying.

How does it not have social media or browser if so many apps are compatible? Doesn’t that amount of compatibility mean we can still have social media and browsers?

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Did they expect the on-screen actor here?

Maybe start by forcing China to recognize your country’s name.

I don’t believe these boxes actually have the game till they are opened. Secondly, back in April, Yaamava Casino claimed to be giving away as a prize, a unopened copy of Mario Bros. The thing that pissed me off was in all the advertising (including television), they would never say the name of the game. They just showed a image of the box and referred to it as a “cartridge classic”. IF YOU WON’T SAY THE FUCKING GOD DAMN NAME THEN I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THAT GAME!

Can I at least try to prove you right?

I suspsect those fountains have actual water and not sports drink. Could be wrong.

Guess you’ve never heard of a harmonica gag. Or maybe you have?

But are they as toxic as their male counterpart?

Does this not count as union busting?

A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.

I don’t think that is the same here. You aren’t getting a different story based on what you do. The game I believe has one single ending. It’s just that the story itself is so big that the way the side scrolling narrative function, you are meant to reply it so you can see it all. For example there is a fall festival with a bunch of mini games I recall that can be easily skipped or a party Mae can attend that can also be skipped.

Well I never did but it is literally required. The story in its entirety is not accessible in one play through. The game locks you out of certain events depending on what you do, no way around it. You’ll get the same overall story but there are side plots that you can’t see the first time unless you know how to access them… and you have to miss other parts of the story to do this.

Hey… those are Night in the Woods characters.

Guess I’m old at 35.

It’s how they are cooked that’s the issue.

This sounds like the plot of a Futurama episode.