The Model 500 was basically the perfect phone.

Good. That’s where they belong.

This is technically correct, but it’s not new. They’ve had this ad for years.

True, lol. xD

But your leg! It’s caught in a bear trap!

Is that Nick Cage’s face on Michael Scott?

I discovered that decades ago. I’ve just been screaming into the void ever since.

I’ve read the code he’s written. (I used to work at Facebook.) He’s an idiot.

He also hasn’t written any code since like 2008, and that shit atrophies.

Ethics doesn’t matter. Morality doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is profit.

I don’t, but I know enough to get by with it. I’ve never really been interested enough in editing things in the terminal to learn anything more than Nano.

Iron Lung

We bringing the piss filter back?

Well that engineer AI agent was fired integrated into more systems and given more access.

FTFY

Lol, ok. I still won’t buy it. I wouldn’t even buy it at 100x the price.

Ok, fair enough. I don’t think that’s likely though.

Your information is outdated.

I don’t know why you have trouble with this. Everything runs through the same SSL protected connection. Router -> Nginx Proxy Manager w/ TLS -> Jellyfin.

I mean, the worst that could happen is they delete everything on the server and I have to spend time restoring from a backup. Not exactly the riskiest thing to do.

I’ve had my instance open to the internet for about two years with no issues.

Wait. Jellyfin’s client isn’t any harder to set up than Plex…