

I cannot wait for the bubble to burst. Good god it’s so fucking infuriating to open every single app and get greeted with “Try our new garage door opener AI, Laurence!” or “Get the newest features for your coffee maker with Stanley, the coffee maker AI!” I just want to make some damn coffee and get my car out of the garage! I don’t need two fake friends to help me with that!
Seriously, look at this god damned bullshit:

I know what a fucking beef enchilada is! You don’t need to make RAM $400 a stick just to teach me about Mexican food!










Welcome! :D It’s like a breath of fresh air, huh?