The guy has never once had a good idea of his own. He stole his first good idea, and he bought the rest with the money that made him.

Fuck yeah. A problem that solved itself.

Btw, I am so sorry to whichever country they end up in.

Somebody never watched Mythbusters.

I think I’ve watched things on like five devices at once on my Jellyfin. Never had this issue.

If you don’t catch something from the garbage…

You have two horses inside you? Be careful. Mr Hands died that way.

I’m glad my wife and I both have electric cars, but that doesn’t help the price of everything else.

How many jay-o’s?

Forge Joe is how I pronounce it.

Crazy Taxi was a thing in 1999. And yes, it’s a fantastic concept.

We do that because our standards have lowered in those 30 seconds.

Bye, Felicia.

It went through the portal at speed, so it should exit the portal at speed. That’s my take.

Poor babies.

Too difficult. 😮‍💨

Pro-tip: new rolls come with a little paper tab on the end of the tape to make it easy to find the start. Once you’ve removed that, started the roll, and you’re ready to put the roll away, throw it away instead and get a new roll next time.

I mean I’m being a little hyperbolic, but yeah, it is actually like $15, and probably costs them a few cents to make.

Also me buying movie theater popcorn for $35:

Good. Trash projects would make the platform worse.

New York, LA, Chicago, and Houston, apparently.