The ancient texts of wisdom 🙏

Hard no from me

This is the ouroboros, the snake that eats itself, except the snake is a turd

Heavy dose of nostalgia there. I remember the Sun SPARCstations at uni and changing my desktop environment every other week.

JPEG XL? It’s 2026 and I’m still waiting for JPEG 2000 to become mainstream

I installed it 3 weeks ago and I’m really impressed with it and the companion mobile app

Take down the whole family, there should be no monarchy in the 21st century

The very same

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

How do we persuade our elected politicians to stop trying to speedrun authoritarianism and fascism?

Looks nice, but at £50 it’s a hard no from me

I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

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If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

Lizard on a Grand Wizard

As a gamer outside the Xbox ecosystem, it feels like Xbox is a brand in decline

How about, you give me AI ‘enhancement’ and more ads and I’ll give you my solemn word to never use your browser again? Deal?

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