I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.
I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.




Extension was ‘Save Image as Type’



The face of a man who has tried this dish


It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out


The ancient texts of wisdom 🙏


Hard no from me


This is the ouroboros, the snake that eats itself, except the snake is a turd
Heavy dose of nostalgia there. I remember the Sun SPARCstations at uni and changing my desktop environment every other week.


JPEG XL? It’s 2026 and I’m still waiting for JPEG 2000 to become mainstream


I installed it 3 weeks ago and I’m really impressed with it and the companion mobile app


Take down the whole family, there should be no monarchy in the 21st century


The very same


Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne


The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm


Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology


How do we persuade our elected politicians to stop trying to speedrun authoritarianism and fascism?


Looks nice, but at £50 it’s a hard no from me
I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified
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