I got it and I liked it. Non ti curar di loro, ma guarda e passa, OP

“I wonder when they’ll find the body”

Zuck again: I said employees, dammit

You can mount an ISO image through the BMC and boot the server from there. A serial port would be too slow. The management ethernet is supposed to be on a separate network not exposed on the same network as the rest.

Now, if there were justice in this world the entire command chain that devised and executed the plan would be fired and their CV would be forever tainted.

I detect some sarcasm

… Is she smoking sushi?

This punchline delivered on time

A very, very, very long lever.

Finding a place to use as fulcrum is left as an exercise to the reader.

Impedance mismatch between two pieces of equipment (amplifier and speaker, in this case) is a thing, and depending on how the amplifier is built can be a problem. But for the piece of wire connecting them to behave like a transmission line it needs to be a significant fraction of the wavelength of the signal, which at audio frequency is quite a lot, so unless you have your amplifier on the other side of town it is totally irrelevant. The guy was blabbing nonsense. We didn’t talk about quarks.

Resistance can reduce the volume. E.g. if your wires are too thin for the current you want to send over them. The guy was talking about impedance.

Once someone tried to tell me that the wrong cable impedance to the speakers affected sound. Asked him what is the wavelength at audio frequencies, conversation died.

That’s the joke. They would claim that … I don’t know… electrons are going to fall off that copper wire or something like that.

Twelve audiophiles around the world just had seizures

Tsk… Amateurs

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Parmigiano_reggiano_factory.jpg/440px-Parmigiano_reggiano_factory.jpg

Are you body shaming the satellite dishes?

This joke resonates with me.

Funny, but a star the size of Sun can actually produce up to iron.

With xfce, since op doesn’t want plasma or gnome

In addition to all the good suggestions already here, consider installing early-oom and configure it to kill the stuff you care less, maybe one of those heavy electron-based clients.