I got mine when it launched. Use it to play fps games as I get pain in my wrist using a mouse. I’ve had to repair mine a couple times when the shoulder buttons wore out. Got the 3d files from valve and printed new parts.

Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.