Allie Brosh is an absolute treasure to internet comics. Everyone go buy her books if you haven’t yet.

Millenials and Gen Z be like

JANET she’s cool af

Yes. The show has been writing itself since 2016.

Hi I’m a designer and this image is correct.

Dude is a mf cabbage pimp

Yes! And she’s orange, too.

I used to have a cat that did this with avocados. Or decorative gourds if it was the season.

My body is a temple? Nah more like a Catholic church. Filled with bread, wine and guilt.

The cover design is like a car crash. So bad I can’t stop looking at it

But I want to the cat

That was my immediate thought as well.

Hi, please go to a vet. Always go to the vet before making a post.

Do you have bowels of steel?

Oddly enough, I cannot find the lip gloss equivalent from the plumping action that pizza grease gives my lips.

The urge to smoke inside when you are drunk and living alone is real. But yeah, don’t do it.

In the shower I sound like a mixture between Fergie and Jesus.

We’ve had a few sightings in Toronto too!

Fuck yeah this sounds like my ideal weekend.

I’m assuming Slonking Fat Doinks means Sucking Big Dicks?