“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.


I believe they’re referring to “Cantoring”, wherein parts of the liturgy are sung by the priest/minister.
Some Protestant churches also do this.
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
To my soon-to-be life partner and key stakeholder —
After extensive due diligence and a multi-year vetting process, I am thrilled to announce that I have accepted your proposal and am ready to onboard as your spouse, effective immediately.
When we first connected, I wasn’t actively looking. But sometimes the best opportunities find you.
You came into my life at a pivotal inflection point, and I knew — after just a few touchpoints — that our synergies were undeniable. Your core competencies complement my growth areas in ways I never anticipated. Together, our combined bandwidth is truly greater than the sum of our parts.
Today, I want to publicly commit to the following KPIs for our partnership:
I don’t take this role lightly. I know there will be challenges. Pivots. Moments where we need to realign on our shared vision. But I am fully committed to doing the work, leaning in, and never letting perfect be the enemy of good.
You are not just my partner. You are my north star, my biggest champion, and honestly? The best culture fit I have ever encountered.
I am so grateful to the mentors, connectors, and mutual connections who helped us get here. You know who you are.
Here’s to building something truly disruptive — together. 🥂
I’m open to questions. Let’s connect.
#Blessed #NewBeginnings #LifePartnership #GrowthMindset #Grateful #OpenToOpportunities (just kidding) #ForeverSeries #MarriedLife


“Users will completely understand the increased outages if we just eliminate the point-and-click UI that we’ve spent the last 30+ years getting them used to and instead give them a chat bot that they have to repeatedly type detailed instructions to for marginal results at best.”
– Vibe CEO’s Everywhere
She’s still a rookie. Mine already imploded her second marriage. Working on the third last I heard.


Walmart acquired Vizio with the express purpose of using TV’s to serve ads. In fact, that is exactly what they said they were going to do.
No surprises here.
Gotta move every couple years just to de-clutter.
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin’ world go round.
“If you want to win, you gotta win.” – Joe Buck (I think)
If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $10 USD per gallon. Ouch.


Somebody’s been watching Zootopia 2.


I’m convinced that some people’s brains never fully develop.


One thing I’ve learned from parenting a teen is that if you suspect your child is doing something really stupid, there is a very good chance that there is photo or video evidence of it.
Lot of kids out there under age drinking and taking videos of their shenanigans. Dumbasses.


Big banks probably have a more automated system but in small banks, there’s a good chance someone at the OPS center is literally scrolling through all the online transfers on a given day. Mostly to screen for potential fraud but I’m sure stuff like this raises a few eyebrows.
I rarely use LLM’s for generating code. Usually, by the time I’ve provided all the necessary context, I might as well have just written the code myself. I do use LLM’s for doing research. As long as it’s understood that the response is only as accurate as the source material, they often do a decent job of distilling down to what I’m actually looking for.