FK USA was right there
Does Chess count?
I’m a Queen now
I didn’t know they had text adventures for the Playstation
Windows 98.
Switched to Debian. Needed to dial up on the command line. Awesome but sucked at the same time.
Soon switched to Red Hat. Meh.
Quickly switched to Mandrake, back when they had the yellow star logo. Was Ok.
Then switched to (Open)SuSE. Stayed with it for a few years. Was good. Even had an account on the wiki etc
Then switched Ubuntu. Wow - finally a distro that worked out of the box. Remember, that was before all the Ubuntu Pro and snap bullshit. Still on it because when it works it works, but when the current LTS goes out of support, I’m off to Mint or similar, haven’t decided yet.
ed is the standard text editor
And <file program | grep | cut works too


Don’t worry, it’s not 2000, it’s only 1996
/s
Luckily the metro in Germany is not operated by Deutsche Bahn
Quand trois poules vont au champ


Not until Netcraft confirms it


A very pacific world view
From Wikipedia:
Bokito may have become frustrated because the woman, who appeared to show interest, repeatedly walked away. Van Hooff speculated on what might have happened had she remained still rather than resisting. “I think he would have given her a few slaps on the back. And then, yes, he might have done what male gorillas do with female gorillas.”


The country’s repressive leader has been in office since 1979
I don’t think the current pope has been in office since 1979
Me: These are unironically good names


Fun fact: In the SpongeBob universe, the continuum hypothesis is canonically false, as shown in episode S02E11, and as confirmed by the writers
Isn’t the 3-torus a 3-dimensional space? The surgace of this mug is two-dimensional. But I agree that it’s a “torus with three holes”