We here at $brand think your car should be more than just a car… that’s why we’re now including a panini maker in all models! And no, you can’t take it out of the trunk. Just don’t use it if you don’t want it, silly!

It was either that or sit in a corner dissociating to survive holidays with my family.

I assumed it was because of a thin water layer that makes you essentially hydroplane when you step on it, am I even close?

Edit: Yes, but also no.