I wonder if it’s an early response to the talk of breaking up Google and Chrome. MS gets more people onboarded to Edge and Google still gets your browser level metrics.

No, that wasn’t quite the metaphor. The metaphor was that this is all nonsense technobabble strung together to almost sound like real language, but none of it means anything. It’s not that your idea is novel or confusing, it’s that these are barely coherent sentences.

For real though, this whole post is an AI exercise, right?

Probably the better meme to have posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro