Good. If anybody knows quality, it’s Microsoft.

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Those things will come back when the scientists get reestablished in China and start developing good things instead of plagiarism machines and self-driving murder pods.

If you were gonna replace something you should’ve replaced “vegetables” because squash is a fruit.

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Please be “don’t”.

I accidentally the whole thing

Everyone has their own line, and I don’t begrudge people theirs.

But at the end of the day we all have to function somehow. Nobody’s hands are completely clean.

Shhh! They’re gonna find out that every server rack contains one T206 Honus Wagner card to function.

VERY NICE!

Look, FOSS comes in two flavors.

Either all the contributor profile pics are flash lit smiling photos of middle aged bearded guys with glasses standing in an office, or they’re anime girls.

Tell me you don’t know anything about Japan without saying it.

John Lennon got caught with 2 joints at the height of his popularity and got banned from the country for 10 years.

Yeah. the SPIRIT of this meme is fine, but most of the tech I use I’ve BEEN happily using for almost 15 years. Good design and custom software without internet access run FOREVER.

Still works like a charm!

I love shorts.

They’re comfy and easy to wear.

This is absolutely not the case, and has historically never BEEN the case.

Think of your computer like an old CD player. If you own the player and the CDs you can play them. Forever. NOBODY else gets a say. You can’t be stopped. That’s what ownership MEANS. It means YOURS. Not right now - not a license - not until you don’t get a security update - not “as long as you don’t try to play CDs we don’t like on it”… it means until either you or it physically DIE.

This is how EVERY SINGLE THING you own should be, and every single instance where that is NOT the case is one where something has been stolen from you - every bit as much as if I walked into your house, picked it up, and walked out with it. If my taking something from your house and walking out pisses you off, so should this. I have no idea how to make “I have paid money for something to then have it taken away from me” more anger inducing than it should already be.