Month’s what?

Bees all the way down.

I figure with Booking.com I’m going to end up with a windowless, roach infested hotel room anyway, so I look for properties with reviews like “No windows. Lots of roaches. But a lovely breakfast.”

Nevermind. I think I misunderstood the comment I was responding to.

Pig sees night sky for the first time

It’s actually even simpler than that.

The world, and life itself, is complicated and messy in 2026, and an awareness of it and the constant, always on vigilance of keeping up with all of the moral responsibility of trying to build a life that allows you to look yourself in the mirror every day in a world built to usher everyone into maintaining exploitative systems is draining and crushing.

If you don’t have to do that because you’re either ignorant of the machinery you’re part of, or don’t care, you just get to go about your life.

There are already thousands of people rubbing their hands together figuring out how to sabotage him, because “better than Trump” is unacceptable. “Either completely unblemished perfection (with moving goalposts) or we’re not only not helping, we’re actively sabotaging!”

Also don’t punch the face. Skulls, especially of neanderthals, have hard, sharp bits that can break finger bones.

Punch right in that soft belly. Or the kidneys.

Bloodborne vibes.

Look on the bright side…

You’ll get to experience FO5 in real life.

Of course, he probably doesn’t mean he APPROVES of it, but geese are notorious assholes.

“Is this the Blair Witch Project?” “No, this is Patrick.”

Maybe get more people working on ES6 instead so it can launch before we’re all dead.

How dare someone fuck with the most docile, harmless, friendly animal on Earth?

Death penalty.

Welcome to the NES/Gameboy experience.

True, but also meaningless. Even thinking most Americans have a coherent ideological position is giving them too much credit. Most Americans have no idea what their own ideologies represent, so asking them to consider the differences in others’ is pointless. Everything that’s not exactly what they believe is liberalism, leftism, socialism, communism, satanism, paganism, and every other ideology and religion all at the same time. They’re viruses- they don’t want to understand - only reproduce and destroy everything other.

This is nonsense.

Potatoes have an INCREDIBLE amount of self-awareness for something without a nervous system.

Is this a time traveling article from like, 2 years ago?

Even MORE important.

One is for emergencies, one is for exclusive use for the Executive Officer in Charge of Radishes.