You have to drink way more Fanta.

The compromise is we let you take your cameras down instead of drawing and quartering you.

Sarah Jessica Parker

No, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a bunch of girls beat you to this.

Just so everyone knows the score…

It’s not that the ones they’re selling in China are less safe - it’s that China is the only country holding them to any kind of reasonable safety standard.

https://www.tesla-fire.com/

This is the same level of shocking scandal when they revealed that rich people were paying to have their children admitted to universities.

Salmonella is the taste of freedom.

2 Tits 2 Furious

Poster is right - it is a little funny

Could be worse. America would’ve apologized for the inconvenience and reimbursed them for the ammunition.

You don’t have to imagine.

It already happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unearthed:_Trail_of_Ibn_Battuta

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Six.

What’s Mandarin for “duh”?

PC releases don’t take longer than consoles to make anymore - in 2026 it’s entirely business decisions - not technical.

Between all of the bullshit tariffs, retaliation, and trade-war nonsense Trump has instigated around the world, the Canadian liquor boycott seems to be LITERALLY the only one having the intended effect.

Keep it up.

Don’t worry. We’ve got an unfocused, pathologically lying, ketamine’d up nazi wasting our tax dollars blowing up rockets running the show on our side.

Despite assurances from management, some workers believe the company will be subject to censorship by its new owners.

Assurances from anyone with an MBA are worth less than nothing. They are professional liars. They pretend they aren’t with the bullshit “optimism isn’t lies”, except it absolutely is when you KNOW your optimistic interpretation is bullshit. It’s like that Dr. Nick bit.

Dr. Nick: “With my diet, you can eat anything you want, any time you want!”

Marge: “And you’ll lose weight?”

Dr. Nick: “You might! It’s a free country!”