Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

They’ve been practicing for a long time

Yes, but let’s be honest…

If not for Star Wars his legacy would much more prominently feature brown face that has not aged nearly as well.

No, seriously though.

The hilariously low joke amount from the movie is BARELY less than the actual settlement amount.

It’s pretty easy to not get caught surveiling customers.

All you have to do is… Not surveil customers.

Get one now… Their prices are set to quadruple because of data center contracts.

Did technical debt write this?

That there’s a question over who owns the things you bought is already beyond dystopian nightmare.

Watched you price gouge right there with Nvidia during the crypto nightmare days.

Fuck off. The north remembers.

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If you think THAT’S stupid, wait until you see what they start THIS one over.

She’s so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted…

I couldn’t ever imagine gooning to her.

Mog on the other hand…

The aliens who find the bleached remains of our civilization centuries from now will find it a thing of beauty, I’m sure.

Some.

This is absolutely not everyone, and it’s not even a large amount, but there’s a small but vocal population of military vets who actually peaked in personal self-esteem in the military, never found success in civilian life, and they actually just like the attention of people when they talk about how rough it was.

It’s not actually a moral stance for them - it’s to get attention and try to recapture a moment of when they felt powerful and meaningful.

Only Scout believed in himself.

“See, it’s different from the Chinese social credit system. That one is based upon doing things that are good for society. This one is around doing things that are good for shareholders/capitalism. That makes this one okay.”

Skill my foot. If any of my technology is compatible with Apple tech, I’ll intentionally break it until it isn’t.

When I found out what it meant when other countries have sovereign wealth funds…

I have no idea how most people in America keep convincing themselves they’ve somehow got a good deal.

Can’t have a rainbow without LIGHT