In panel four, they are injecting the patient with “anti-dog-powers serum”, which prevents you from developing dog-themed superpowers after being bitten by a radioactive dog.

Get bent, fascist. You are literally Big Brother.

There’s so much inefficient software these days. People routinely waste gigabytes on processes that should take megabytes.

Monitors do not need drivers. There would be no user impact to an ban on automatic installation of LG drivers.

Any statement by Microsoft that doesn’t include, “so we banned them from publishing auto-installed drivers for a year” is an insufficient response to this crime.

If I found out a friend worked for Flock, they wouldn’t be my friend anymore.

If you liked this, you may also enjoy The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy, the story of a cowboy who duels with his middle fingers instead of a gun.

One of their co-founders gave a huge donation to a far-right party in Sweden–72% of the party’s donations for 2025.

Joke’s on you, I’m bring piloted by Raccacoonie. 🦝

Jail for mother! Jail for mother for one thousand years!

If it comes built-in, or it’s installed through their app store, then they should be held responsible for whatever happens.

You can also be upset about looming threats to the very concept of ownership.

Also free heating in summer, whether you want it or not.

A difference of 5dB is a factor of 3.1x. (i.e., Square root of 10.)

See that tiny region that overlaps? Not something to brag about, but that still makes them better than plenty of companies.

Womp womp.

Didn’t they just buy all those studios? Is anyone in upper management listing losing job over such gross incompetence?

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

I am the primary author of an open-source framework for Ethernet in embedded systems. There is not a single line of fucking AI slop in that repo, because I am not an irresponsible hack.

Seems I was mistaken. My previous statement was based on what others have said, but I haven’t actually run the tests myself. In any case, I have learned not to rely on statements made by the accused in this type of dispute.