Pfft, okay.

Nope, “they are awful, they’re awful” is correct.

I do get to, actually, through a little process called shame.

You want to be able to control everyone and force them to act the way you want them to act.

We already do this. You cannot murder, you can’t piss in public, a lot of states don’t allow open carry, you can be shooed off the premises for smoking in the wrong areas. And, you can’t pull your dick out. “Controlling” the way people act is actually absurdly common.

I’m asking you to keep your cock in your pants.

It is so fucked that in modern life I have to waste my time with conservatives trying to endlessly relitigate exactly what about being a pedophile is bad, and with tech fetishists exactly why being an asshole in public is wrong.

Spaceballs, if you’re standing somewhere over the grand canyon with your phone out, obviously filming a family of three that does not want to be filmed, what the fuck are you doing? Do you find joy in being an unlikeable loser? Do you often think you just aren’t lonely enough?

I don’t know what it is you want me to say to you. In my ideal world, Facebook wouldn’t be allowed to make this product in the first place.

You know, I decided to look some stuff up after reading this, and there is a fantastic chance it’s only because I have relatively thin, straight hair.

I shampoo, I exfoliate. I imagine it would be insane to hear that the razor I use for my face, junk, and limbs is getting a bit scratchy, I probably needed to swap the blade out like a week ago. Getting one ingrown hair, let alone a minefield is just unthinkable to me.

If I had to deal with half of what you do, I either just wouldn’t shave or I’d be looking for more permanent methods.

The message of the OP is one I agree with anyway, so it’s not like it’s a big deal. I hope after 20 years you’ve settled on a look you like. :p

This is like asking how we decide that your cock isn’t visible through your pants. Learn to be modest, I don’t know.

That sucks :p

I wish I knew what I was doing differently. Maybe I just have an X-men outer carapace for skin.

I have never had an ingrown hair in my life.

I’m sure people get them, but I can’t imagine it’s that common.

porn in america is hyper-aggressive and focused on penetration. there’s no eroticism to it. it’s crass and disgusting.

Truuue.

what a boneheaded take out of the OP.

Well, the guy they’re talking to is almost certainly a Sargon of Akkad-lite who is upset that feminism is ruining his disney movies. I would tell him to go watch porn too, but that’s because I like zingers.

Oh, I think he was looking for this Sex House.

I remember doing this for halloween and nobody got what I was.

This happened to me once.

I was playing some old game on my dad’s ps1 when out of nowhere there was a loud flash of light outside, and then some rubber suit wearing guy on the TV just said “Look what I can do! Put your controller on the floor” and then just made it vibrate a bunch. I was about to pick the controller back up, but then, while I was watching, he made it like vibrate walk out of the room over to my mom’s purse to dig out her credit card information, and then used it to purchase Digimon Rumble Arena off of some website I’ve never seen before. I was so mad because my mom was totally gonna blame me for this.

I’m playing it right now and I’m having such a great time with it.

There was a secret cubbyhole inside a cavern that it took me like 6 tries to get up to without falling and I felt sooo cool for doing it. Used up like half of my items, but oh well. :p

Yeah, I reread that sentence like 6 times 'cause I thought I was fucking it up

I kept thinking during the entire microsoft show how weird it was just how little charisma and tonal consistency there was. It was like watching robot people talk at me about whatever oddities were currently in their cupboard.

Anyway, this article was a really fun read after all that.

What if he has really powerful lungs?

Uh, Zelda’s always done the tapestry thing though, haven’t they? 'Cause they like being presented as old myths.

I do think it’s possible, though. I don’t want what I’m saying to be read as pessimism: Skyward Sword cared about its storyline kind of a lot, and while BotW and TotK don’t put it in your face all the time, I mean, they added voice actors. For the very first time, Zelda has voices.

And it’s not like OoT isn’t enamored with Hyrule’s dark past. If they’re going to expand on anything, it’ll almost certainly be that.

It’s worth waiting to see some actual gameplay, I think. I can’t really say what my expectations are because we haven’t even seen anything.

Oh, I’m fully aware.

This right here:

It’s always been hard to expect Nintendo to actually do anything about any of it because they never ever do,

is what I mean by “Zelda doesn’t care about it’s plot.” Nintendo has almost always been more interested in gameplay first, and maybe experiential storytelling second. ‘Experiential’ being the kind that you, the player, tell along with Link, in the sense that ‘you’ literally are him.

Actually, I would relate Zelda’s environmental storytelling to the kind of beach seashell collecting that Miyamoto has always wanted Zelda to feel like, where it’s more about the feeling of discovery than it is the specific implications of it all. Not to say those implications are never taken seriously.

That said, I am salivating a bit at the thought of what they might be doing for the Forest Temple. That place has so much atmosphere, and atmosphere is something Zelda has always done really, really well.

OoT doesn’t care about its plot nearly as much. I suppose it could, though. It depends.

Really, I need new dungeons at a minimum. That’s what I care about. If I’ll be solving the same puzzles for the 35th time, I don’t want to.

Also, re: FF7, I squeal with glee every time I see Cid—I’m so happy with what they’ve done.

1. The code from stack is (or was) written by a person who has some interest in solving the problem in a good way.

2. You should not be blindly copying things from stack.

3. I actually can’t remember the last time I’ve even done this.