That’s the Medditerain’t, right there.

We need to ban fully automatic transmissions.

They throw a pretty great tea party. Everything else is as described.

1. Not everything is going to evolve into crabs.

2. I’ve read a wikipedia page about the Dunning Kruger effect, so I understand it as well as an expert.

3. Name brand Band-aid self adhesive sterile bandages really are that much better. If you grew up using anything else, your parents didn’t love you, or you were extremely poor (or both).

4. Tryptophan is not the thing that makes you tired after overeating on Thanksgiving. It’s mostly carbs, and the fact that so many people uncritically repeat this easily disproven lie is a sign of how little concern for the truth almost everyone has, almost all the time.

You’re really going to put that up against “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” by Mariah Carey?

A “ceasefire” can mean multiple different things, depending on context.

When firefighters are doing a controlled burn, and the chief feels like things are getting a little too hot, he’ll call for a ceasefire where the other firefighters will promptly extinguish the blaze.

When you’re at a gun range, and you need to put up a new target, you call for a ceasefire where everyone magdumps as fast as possible, so they can put down their weapons, and you can walk out to put up the new target in safety. Some ranges have ceasefires on a scheduled basis, others will only do it when someone calls for one.

If you are pee shy, and at a urinal peeing, and someone comes up to stand next to you, and that causes you to stop peeing temporarily, you can call a ceasefire to let that man know you aren’t just being weird by standing at the urinal after you’re done.

In wartime, a ceasefire is when you extinguish fires at night to prevent the enemy from determining your position based on the light produced.

Directors for movies, plays, and TV shows usually have incorrect ideas about what a ceasefire is, so you’ll see lots of odd occurrences called a ceasefire in movies, TV, and plays.

There’s probably others, but that’s the ones I’m familiar with.

I visited part of California when it was 62F outside. People complained about how cold it was. There were people wearing jackets.

There is no weather option that will keep you permanently happy, it is more reliable to learn to love what you have.

“Sporange” does. If you’re especially bad at pronouncing words, many other things also rhyme with orange, like flange, range, and monkey.

I support this wholeheartedly.

People with big mouths (like me, I have a big mouth) eat hotdogs in bites that span left to right, and top to bottom along (approximately) a plane that lies perpendicular to the axis along which the hotdog was extruded. With this approach, the condiments merely have to run the length of the hotdog (or just the bun if you dislike messy eating) in order for them to participate in every bite.

Only small mouth dweebs that can’t fit a wide, juicy frank into their mouth when they’re gobbling down a… Nevermind, I think I got sidetracked.

When I moved into my house, I ran tests on my tap water, and found that my hot water had higher levels of iron and other metals dissolved in it. This is likely corrosion from the water heater tank. After I replaced the anode rod, the tests came out nearly identical.

All of the levels I found were within the legal limits for human consumption, so it would’ve been fine… But maybe there are cases where that isn’t true. The tests were very cheap, and Home Depot near me offers a 3 test kit (including lead) for free, near the water filter section. It’s worth testing to be certain.

The universe can’t be a simulation, the framerate is way too good.

I’m destined to go to heavim forever.

I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.

Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk

None of the other openings you mention are big enough for a dick like him.

Days before the Queen of England died, the Roman Empire collapsed. Coincidence? (Literally no, but I sure could speculate).

I dislike systemd less than I dislike sysvinit, so it has that going for it.

A keep

It’s already been made perfect once. What updates would you make it divinely inspired code?