Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the same thing

As a UK citizen, this post feels personal

Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster

30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!