The coffee mug is a dead giveaway

The fuck are you talking about

Don’t blame Graphene for Motorola’s hardware.

She’s a big girl but I don’t have a kitten for scale. Probably the 2nd largest cat (out of 6 total) I’ve ever had. I’m 6’4", so here’s my lap for scale

Excuse me I believe you have my cat

I’ve been going down a Japanese stationary supplies rabbit hole. Their mechanical pencils are on another level. Pens, too. I’m not a pen guy but I feel the need to get one now.

Boop/10

Boop/10

Yeah. Hey Sam, I hate the idea of you owning your home. I’d prefer it if I were your landlord.

Don’t make kids that are machines

/doubt

No thanks, going to stick with my gaming PC I got like 4 years ago.

That’s an unfortunate company name. Especially for one that makes kitchen appliances.

I hate capacitive buttons so much

On their website I didn’t see an option to get it without a wrap

Are you talking about the bloodthirsty maniac in threads about kittens? I spend a lot of time in threads about kittens and I don’t believe you.

Link?

You should firebomb a Walmart

I spend a lot of time on Lemmy and I haven’t seen a single person say that.

If I ever firebomb anything it will be a data center.

In Minecraft.

That’s not what I meant and I’m pretty sure you knew that

I wish No Kings protests in the US looked a little more like this. That’s fucking awesome.