I need to meet some of them and team up.

Ah yeah good point. A lot of the ones they use probably don’t even have ports.

Imagine having an overabundance of cheap RAM and GPUs

Totally valid, I did too.

I used to be in the same boat until my current gf said it. I didn’t know she was gonna say it like that. Conceptually I still think it’s weird but I still came.

Some gyms require your account & routing number to sign up.

I’m available to aid in their punishment.

I’m sure it will get better soon.

/s

Look for a plunger before you poop.

Costco is great. I trust their stuff but I bought a ceiling fan from them and I’m about to return it. I’m glad they have a 90-day return policy.

It was the highest rated microwave + convection oven I could find. Maybe a good one doesn’t exist.

I wear a watch so it’s not a problem. Actually, what IS a problem is that my microwave is also a convection over / air fryer but they didn’t put sufficient thermal insulation around the electronics/display, so the display is slowly getting cooked and the LED segments keep dying one after another. It’s becoming difficult to see how much time is remaining when I cook stuff.

My microwave and oven clocks are never correct because I don’t use them.

Huh. That’s fair.

Mine does too but even though it (and my oven) tell the time I look at my watch, phone, or the dedicated clock in my living room

Do you actually use your microwave to find out what time it is?

Mine has it and is currently muted

I used to have this before she moved in with me.

Mine’s blank, I think graphene OS clears it after a while