Nah, I don’t want that. He is actually hilarious… but in the same way as a drunk methhead redneck who keeps slipping on shit while trying to wrestle a pig. A cheap laugh at an obviously futile crusade against an imaginary enemy, but also a little pathetic and tragic; a terminally online Don Quixote.











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At least it’s mostly cheese. Probably. Good old 'Murica never fails to underwhelm.