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  • That entire situation was ridiculous. The major points:

    • Yes, that contract was stupidly favorable to Unknown Worlds. It was negotiated by none other than Chang-ham Kim, CEO of Krafton.
    • Kim later realized that and wanted to back out of the contract because it would’ve made him look like a pushover. He employed the help of ChatGPT, which told him that it was a stupid fucking idea.
    • He went ahead with the plan anyway. He fired Unknown Worlds’ three co-founders for made-up reasons and appointed Steve Papoutsis as the CEO
    • He tried to sabotage the game’s development by disrupting communication between Unknown Worlds and other departments, to push the early access launch beyond the window where the 250M could be earned.
    • Obviously it went to court. Krafton tried to change the story about the reason the co-founders were fired based on information that they discovered afterwards (they kept backups of documents, which Krafton argued was industrial espionage), but the judge was having none of that chicanery.
    • During discovery, the ChatGPT logs and some conversations were revealed that personally implicated Kim.
    • The court ruled in Unknown Worlds’ favour. The judge ordered Ted Gill to be reinstated as CEO (the other two co-founders chose not to return) and the bonus window to be extended by several months to account for the time that they didn’t have conrol of the company.
    • As a last fuck-you, Papoutsis prematurely announced Subnautica 2’s early access launch. Gill had no idea about the state of development.
    • Subnautica 2 then went on to be a massive success, Krafton has joined EA and Activision in the doghouse, and Chang-ham Kim is now known to be both a pushover and a fucking idiot.











  • To be fair, it was really stupid of Valve not to anticipate a massive interest from both customers and scalpers. The internet collectively went crazy like a hamster on coke when the hardware announcement dropped. They should’ve had the reservation system and per-account ordering limit in place from the first moment. Not that it would’ve prevented the unmitigated clusterfuck of logistics companies.



  • Are there any good indie games on the world’s largest video game store? I dunno, are there any leafy trees in the Amazon?

    From what I’ve been playing: Stardew Valley, Factorio, Vampire Survivors, Derail Valley, A Hat In Time, Project Wingman, Frostpunk 1 and 2, Portal 2 (technically self-published), Signalis. Voices Of The Void will eventually have a Steam release. All of those games work well on Linux.


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    6 days ago

    It’s the vocabulary of utterly deranged sociopaths. Your life will not be improved by this knowledge.

    • ROI: return on investment.
    • “hodlers”: some cryptobro once mis-spelled “hold” as “hodl”. Because cryptobros can’t ever be wrong or make mistakes, it was retroactively turned into an acronym for “Hold On for Dear Life”. Outside the circus tent, people use it to mock them.
    • “bearproof”: “bull market” and “bear market” are terms from stock trading for circumstances where the valuation of something rises or falls respectively (because a bull attacks upwards and a bear attacks downwards – again, sociopaths). Therefore, a “bearproof” investment promises to resist bear markets and only ever rise in value, inevitably followed by the value crashing to effectively zero.
    • “To the Moon”: a common catchphrase, used by crypto scammers, to indicate that a shitcoin will have an extremely high value SoonTM (spoiler alert: it never happens).
    • “Diamond hands”: someone who holds onto their investments even if the market is unfavorable. The opposite is “paper hands”: someone who sells an investment as soon as the value falls even a little. Used by cryptobros to manipulate their audience.
    • “Line go up”: infinite growth mentality. Stonks.
    • NFT: oh boy.