(Hannibal Lecter voice) One time I saw a snail moving by my leg as a boy, and I decided to race it. I had nothing to do, so you could imagine how long this race took. You must ask yourself Clarice…do the snails still race for you?

Make a priority list, then just avoid doing anything until someone yells at you. It’s the Oxford Shout Matrix.

Ask not for whom the toot toots. It toots for thee.