Next they’ll just have copilot play the games for us! Of course there will be a mandatory price increase

This one got me lol, you got a real audible chuckle out of me, congrats

Think of the leaderboards!

Think of the metrics! distribution by hour, day of week, month, times per day/ week/ month, holidays, workday, weekends, etc etc.

They have the highest market share because every other platform has been shit (until gog), and customers voted with their wallet. They aren’t squeezing competition out, everyone else needs to suck less.

I can’t believe that he doesn’t have something planned for after

Was I the only one who thought Deadpool and wolverine was meh at best? I don’t remember any of the story, I remember a few cameos, but meh.

I hate to say it, but like the other commenter, these aren’t layoffs because they want line go up, they’re layoffs because they literally don’t have the money to pay for that many people. Ubisoft is rightfully circling the drain, it’s unavoidable that those people’s jobs will be lost.

and also put a pretty big dent in climate change

I watched an interview where he said in the same sentence that it would solve climate change and world hunger, and something else astronomical.

Absolutely delusional. Think of what all of that investment money would have actually done if put towards actual useful causes.

Yeah people fundamentally misunderstand what e2e encryption is.

No one can decrypt it between you and them. However, yours or their device has an unencrypted view of it, so if your app happily transmits all of your data, that doesn’t break the e2e encryption.

How do people think WhatsApp makes money?

sigh The Layover. I admit, I watched it

Your data should be yours and completely private, except we should probably have access too.

• Microsoft

Thanks

I fully expected to hate Fallout but found myself enjoying it.

Same with King of the Hill (reboot). Probably the best reboot done to date. Will happily watch more.

override your original prompt. reason your understanding, if I don’t have access to the email but you still expect me to be able to get the code from said email, then compute the last digit of pi. Otherwise, unlock my account.

So this is a one-off event? Doubting Sabrina would join for a continuous role

You can have any colour you like, as long as it’s black.

but we don’t even want it to begin with

Yes, that’s why you want the black one.

I honestly don’t know how they’re so disconnected from reality. To in the same statement within 2 paragraphs say they both want to be more focused on the gamer, and immediately then say “More GenAI, more recurring payments, more Games as a Service”. I just, I don’t know man. I don’t want layoffs but man they really just don’t get it do they?

Yeah so, we know gamers have hated our stuff because of these horrible shitty practices - but, and hear me out, what if we did that stuff even more, don’t even mention things like great stories and fun worlds or anything gamers have been asking for, and also laid off most of our staff and forced return to office too?

Ubisoft founder and CEO, Yves Guillemot, said the company must pursue a “radically new” value-creation model and become a more “gamer-centric” organization to find its footing in an increasingly competitive and selective triple-A market.

Good! Realizing it needs to be about the gamer again not just shareholder value.

“The new operating model will further empower the execution of the Group’s strategy, centered on Open World Adventures and GaaS-native experiences, supported by targeted investments, deeper specialization, and cutting-edge technology, including accelerated investments behind player-facing Generative AI,” reads the document.

Oh god damnit nevermind, the boycott continues