Every time. And I’m halfway through life. I could do a web search, but who ever thinks of that except when this happens? Will I do a web search now? No. I have other stuff to think about. And so it goes.

Shut up, zionist. Wait, you’re peddling crypto? Maybe let’s chat. I like scams and getting scammed.

Ellen?

Omg, I captured a pic of one of ours like this last week. They look so angry when they yawn or when they complain.

“I love my country so much that I support a financial attack on it!”

Oh, that speaks to me.

You can’t name your kitty based on appearance. I mean, you can. But their name becomes evident as you learn their personality. It was maddening taking around four days to understand the name of one of mine, but it fit perfectly. That’s how you find out their name. They already have that name. You just have to discover it.

Congrats! I you guys have many years of loving friendship. Also, kitty is probably in a state of shock. Kitty deserves some tuna.

Made me chuckle right after I woke up. Great start to the day. Closing Lemmy on a high note.

If you take away their right to break the law, how will you become the next trillionaire?! - Stupid right wing people

The greatest gift of my career was getting old enough to not care.

It’s why I stopped buying milk.

Why wouldn’t you track your political enemies, said the leftist.

Sensible laws? That’s not the world I grew up in. What the hell is happening.

Punish users. That’s the only way they’ll learn.

I don’t know the backstory, but I know that my OF was banned when blah blah blah I’m going to bed.

Predator would have to murder them, their mother, their relatives, and then take photos in the mother’s lingerie to be the kind of asshole we’ve seen posted online.

That would be amazing. But he’ll live forever. He’s multiple decades older than me and somehow he’ll still be kicking when I drop off, I’m sure. Because the universe is an asshole.

“I’m the richest asshole on earth and my feelings get hurt easily, so I use my money to file frivolous lawsuits.”

• Some asshole.

About a year or two. Holy shit.

Shut up, peon! Only culture war matters! /s

Oh, look. Must be one of those cunts that the bald ding-dong sent into space. I read about the stupid ground-kissing bullshit. Lemme do a thing for the cameras because I’m a rich piece of shit. Fuck all of them.

That the link is nypost certainly helped with the identification. If anyone isn’t following, Bezos. I could be wrong. Fuck 'em anyway.