Well, he hasn’t been describing our future for at least two decades. /sarcasm

This needs to be killed with fire.

He’s one of my favorites. Danny Devito is a prince. See Get Shorty. He’s not main, but still so good.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), U.S. Attorney’s Office, and Montgomery County District Attorney all initiated criminal investigations of the matter, which they combined and then closed because they did not find evidence “that would establish beyond a reasonable doubt that anyone involved had criminal intent”.

If I don’t have intent to commit a crime but I break the law, it’s not an excuse that a cop or judge will buy. Holy fuck.

My internal ChatGPT is so advanced that it activates without me prompting it first. It’ll just randomly be like, “I want a sandwich.” How did it know I was hungry?!

Just tell her that her family believes in stupid magic bullshit. No need to sugar-coat anything with these people. Remember that they vote to take away your freedom every chance they get.

The screengrab came from a website called Daily News Reported, which describes itself as “a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.”

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545

Pay for independently-developed software if you care about it continuing to exist. Steal from corporations all you want. But support independent devs (and small teams) to make sure they can keep maintaining the tools you love and rely on. It’s the only way to not get swallowed by the big dogs.

Fight fight fight!

We can have a UFC match at the white house. It’ll be awesome. Wait…

I’m so grateful that my mother wasn’t a piece of shit. I mean, she has her faults. She voted for the shitbird three times, thus ending our relationship (I won’t speak to her because of it), but she really tried. She wasn’t abusive. She sucked and piled on baggage from her own bs, but it wasn’t really her fault; she just had shortcomings.

Meanwhile, I watch bodycam videos on youtube and feel horrible for some children. Thanks, Mom!

From the time of the Natufians, beginning around 13100 BC , up to the Early Bronze Age IIb around 3200 BC, there are only a handful of violent deaths indicated by skeletal remains:

Guess the Bronze Age Collapse never happened. The Sea Peoples never swept through coastal cities raiding and plundering in the Mediterranean. Egypt and Assyria never dominated their neighbors. All those books I read were wrong. Even in Egyptian tombs, the extensive records of wars are all wrong.

Listen up. New information. All reports of societies duking it out in ancient history didn’t happen. It’s time to realign our understanding of human nature. War is a modern concept. In fact, I’m gonna go even further and declare that until the USA and our genocidal partner attacked Iran this year, there had never been a war EVER. Tell your friends.

The best reason to have children is for the free labor on your farm. Don’t live on a farm? Force them to make shit you can sell on Etsy. Gotta make a profit somehow.

Changing where you live can really reverse what you’re describing, but I know that’s not always realistic. I live in the Bay Area and I’m middle-aged. The dating pool is full of people who my values and who like doing stuff I’m into, like going to live music and rocking out. Less than with younger people, but that’s about stamina more than interests.

If I lived in the midwest, where my family all live, there’d be nothing. Conservative bland bullshit. Dunno where you live, but something to consider.

And contributing money to shitbags allows them to keep funding terrible values. See Musk.

We all got along great at my last job. Small company, ~24 people. It was pineapple on pizza. We were at war.

My former manager, who is still a good friend, literally someone I go get drinks with to catch up, can fucking die and burn in hell because of this.

Had to play it muted. Hmm, what’s up you fat fuck?

I’m sorry, but poor Kensworth threw up and had to take the rest of the day off work. We should probably compensate him with millions of dollars of tax-payer money.

Imagine… people with light and dark skin holding hands. Jeebus.

The most accurate description of my pain. Thanks, family-grocery store that I loved.

Dude, have you not heard about Stan? Oh, dude he’s super dark. Like, way worse than Charles Manson or Jeffrey Dalmer. If you wanna be hardcore, worship Stan.