Do you have a NIC that accepts DOS-based drivers or are you surviving without internet on it?

I’m gonna anti-recommend TinyCore unless you’re an advanced user. The wiki is a trap full of outdated info spread across several different versions of the OS.

Yeah, I got that.

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Guess you had to be there.

Are we debating the morality of pretending to be a fantasy elf again? Oh good.

To be fair, 2HP and a cleric with full spell slots is a very different situation to 2HP and nuthin’.

Death or glory! Even if we die today, our names will be immortal!

Was it a TTRPG? I thought the writers were developing for an MMO that got cancelled.

How big should a burrito be?

Ordered a taco from a gourmet food truck on the weekend and the tortilla could have doubled as an eyepatch.

“How can you say my elves aren’t original? Have you seen how pointy their ears are in my sketches?”

Nice to know that I shouldn’t try to identify with the harmless man just trying to make his own fun.

Henchman 1: “Is that… the Mission Impossible theme?”

Henchman 2: “Sounds like. But where’s it coming from?”

Henchman 3 (who has henched before and survived it): “I don’t hear shit.”

Shroombeard sounds like a treant from the deepest, dankest part of the forest.

You could install a full suite of portable applications: portableapps.com

My experience with Mint: “Guess I should research a solution for that minor annoyance - oh, they fixed it in an update.”

Seems like we’re getting what we wanted.

I hope this isn’t a monkey’s paw wish.

People replying - how about telling us why you consider your answer a must-install tool?

This is my next project for when I discover a reserve of time and energy I didn’t know I had.

“Fox proposes new brand of locks for henhouse.”

I agree with the reporter - he needs to port Doom to that mofo.