Wrong. The unemployed are just temporarily displaced slaves waiting to become homeless so they can be put in prison for poorcrime.

4x pain + 1 glass

Or, alternatively:

Today’s fires are for next quarter’s employees to fix.

Twinkasco

Tobasco flavored twinkies…

Those sound delicious in labbeh.

Yeah, that tracks.

Have you tried giving up villainy for a large pile of walnuts?

STOP MELTING THE SNOW WITH LASERS, THEN!

No but I know what I’m watching after getting my daughter on the school bus!

This is USica, it doesn’t matter where you’re pumping it, just that it’s out of where you’re pumping it from. Doesn’t really even matter what you’re pumping, USians gotta pump something.

I don’t think library fines are gonna work here.

I would say we’re full up on stupid but, well, it just ain’t true.

And amnesia = barren mind

Loved my elite series 2 until the covering started peeling off the back plate. Replaced the back plate but something is off and it now loses power/connection when not plugged in. Spent $30 on the replacement back shell. Then I spent $30 on an 8bitdo that works well enough. I never used the back paddles on the elite, they were too easy to accidentally trigger, so I din’t miss them.

I give this review a 7/9 perfect score.

Alcoholic billionaire weapons manufacturer magnate

I should have put the /s in there but hopefully your advice finds someone that needs it!

Shopify commercials tell me they’re all I need to make a business.

If it’s just a checkbox, “yes, has a degree”, to get you to the next round of the interview

Lie.

You must be so fun at parties.