oh dear lord

what was his defense when presented with the concept of a software license

I’m too scared to look

do his ladybugs fry too

John Smith - Stable
Sarah Jarah - Stable
Bajabound - Homicidal Intent
Chris Cross - Stable

Sure, I can give you a government ID

it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

if I have to wait that long,

I’m using a different website

dickhead

Should I feel bad for assuming any company’s name that ends in “group” probably do some heinous shit

Looking at OP’s writing pattern (and the smaller details of their screenshot), English likely isn’t their first language. They probably meant to say something else.

I can’t read their mind, but I think maybe they were trying to say that they experienced some friction with some kind of setup they had.

Or I’m having a stroke. I have a family history of that.

No, I was high.

Apologies. No hostility was intended.

I legit thought this was about George W Bush

I love the little deliberate muscle line on the hip to accentuate the roundness of the cheeks

he’s not a loser

he settles out of court sometimes

Man, spambots in 2026 fucking suck

I miss them selling greymarket dickpills

Talk is cheap

Keep pretending that the NSA doesn’t already have a million backdoors in your proprietary garbage, Tim.

So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.

Third language as you can tell, I hope.

I did this for my personal diary when I was in the psych ward

Except RTL, some nonsense words as sentence padding, and random roman alphabet characters here and there where appropriate

Took forever to write a few paragraphs, because I had to pre-memorize cyrillic going in and immediately write a-z in a random middle page once checked in.

Also took forever to read back to myself.

I really needed to be in that psych ward.

how many were built by 1838

I’d say the play here is to buy a new one and return the old one but do a label swap.

make sure to double check the labels before the swap

my stupid ass would 100% return the working unit by accident

“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

I’m friday-night-high and I really enjoyed reading this.

Thank you, fartographer.

Why does this sound plausible

The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

Also

Does this man actually know what “gay” means?