while wearing the condom

I like how you implied the “please don’t record me” button won’t stop them recording you

(because you’re right, it’ll be purely ornamental)

why does “milk faces” feel like something you shouldn’t say in polite company

They really put a “let everything rot” button in there?

I literally just found out about it like 15 minutes ago

Weekend news travels slower

Yeah it’s literally killing people right now.

Can’t pay for shelter, food, water or medicine? Go into debt, jail or the morgue, we don’t give a fuck.

decloudnoflare

I simplified it:

LET IT RIDE

I hate it when people don’t speak in languages from this dimension

I’d be violently upset if I knew my browser was downloading what appears to be a whole node_modules directory before I could jerk off

can you still buy drugs in the mail with any of that stuff

like, I don’t see the point of cryptocurrency otherwise

literally every crypto headline I’ve seen for the last 6-7 years: rugpull, tax fraud, rugpull, scam, identity theft, scam, GPU market fuckup, scam, rugpull

With the below tangent ramble aside, I commend the person you know for their honesty. My plan if I were ever confronted was “nuh uh, the website did that by itself”.

I assume it went nowhere, but how far did that accusation actually go before the accuser died of astronomical exposure to lead paint?

When I was at university, the online course registration system was entirely home-brewed. The core issue was that the implementation did not fully map to the registration rules laid out in the faculty handbooks.

e.g. if you were a fucking idiot like me and failed calc II in the second semester, you were not eligible for a whole bunch of fucking classes in the subsequent semesters

This was a big fuckup because it effectively extended the time you spent at university by at least one year.

You had to request (fucking beg for) special permission from every faculty’s Dean and each department’s head administrator if you wanted them to waive the calc 2 prerequisite for a course. (Which I painstakingly did)

You would still be unable to use the piece of shit e-registration system by conventional methods and needed to stand in a 4-8 hour long physical registration queue for the rest of undergrad during every registration period.

Conventional methods. I swear on my dog’s life that I did not use the client side authentication to register for anything that was not permitted by the faculty handbook. Studied that shit harder than calc II (attempt 2).

I showed someone else how to do it and he instantly proceeded to register himself for a chemistry class that neither of us could pronounce. Still no clue why the fuck he did that.

Guy needed two days in the queue for administration to unfuck that “accident”.

• web browser: piracy tool
• JavaScript dev console: piracy tool
• curl: piracy tool
• TCP/IP: piracy tool
• Router: piracy Tool
• laptop: piracy tool
• morse code: piracy tool

TVs are also piracy tools used for viewing pirated content

Film studios are piracy tools. 100% of pirated films were produced in a film studio

this is how they sound to me

ban everything to prevent piracy

or just kill the need for it

I’m not going to pay apple to show me ads while I watch slow horses

alt text: bro you got a cock on your screen, scroll the fuck away asap

https://verysickinhumancreature.com/products/until-death-all-defeat-is-psychological

I think this is the artist

Their Instagram page has similar artwork without tags/signatures

penus

oh goodness this is exciting

mum broke her goddamn .vimrc again

Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious

oh my fucking god

just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode