get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads

I see that fifth puppy u aint slick

Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later

Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?

Sending nudes to your partner counts as production and distribution of pornography

This obviously deserves the death penalty

what is that red circle for

I greatly appreciate this

I had no fucking clue for two years. How much longer would I have remained ignorant? Frightening.

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