In case you libtards don’t understand:

If I had

2 ambien and 2 bottles of whiskey

How did I get 6 felonies?

I think there’s a huge spike in gambling if that counts.

House always wins, my main takeaway from a few high school probability classes, a horrible first time at a casino and Fallout New Vegas probably.

So many people are desperate and throwing their money and hope at that predatory and shockingly under-regulated industry

I’d say it’s probably worse and less manageable than most central nervous system surprises available at the gas station

Hope you’re less afraid? I am high, so I could all be, like, stupidly wrong.

I keep hearing about that old prime minister who went for a swim in the ocean and just disappeared.

They named a swimming pool complex after him. Swim centre named after someone who probably drowned. I don’t know what to say about that.

Also keep hearing stories surrounding him and his disappearance.

Smells like a conspiracy, but I never looked into it. What are your thoughts?

I prefer my information from the most reliable sources: Strangers on the internet

Thank you

I deeply appreciate the effort

who is kautsky and how did Lenin produce those paragraphs before they invented ritalin:

placeholder text for if I still want to research answers when I wake up

Hello I have problem

Have you considered premeditated murder?

free software 🤝 software I didn’t pay for

I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

The people running that site must be extremely overworked

Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

Volkswagen didn’t even change their name

Barely changed the logo

“Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?”

threema balls

alias rm="rm -rf";
alias cd="rm ~/Desktop; cd";
pyhton="shutdown now"

I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

I whiteknuckle through it and I’m pretty sure it’s killing me

There’s no way I’m reaching 50 without a stroke or a heart attack

It’s like trying to swim upstream while almost drowning all the time

Life is hard.

You can absolutely do that.

But do be careful with kde-full if you’re running very old hardware. I’m talking about <4gb DDR3, CPUs from Obama’s first term etc.

I’m not saying KDE’s “bloated”; I am still in absolute shock at how light it is compared to Windows.

But if you are dealing with hardware that needs a daily lethal dose of donepezil, opt for kde-standard

(Difficult lesson I learned)

“honest to god that’s as far as I can go”

it’s regular capitalism but without pesky things like “environmental laws” and “human rights”

“fucker stole my lighter”

You have to retroactively do what I did and cripple your attention span to a point where if you see any piece of text longer than a few sentences, your brain just automatically skips past it

I’m high so I read a little too much into it

If you become nonconformist in any way, suddenly the bald eagle (US) kills you

fuck dude how much water do I have to drink for my mouth to stay wet