That would be a sight worth seeing.

Back when bash.org was around: Person 1: Person 2 has so little game he could fall into a barrel of nipples and come out sucking his thumb. Person 2: The concept of a barrel of nipples confuses and frightens me.

There’s a Lemmy user I bet would like this.

The Picard Maneuver

Around here I think we’re supposed to refer to them as TPM.

Until today I had assumed it was derived from “total percentage of meters” but now I just don’t know.

My mom, who was very much a hippie, always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you do them right.” Thanks for reminding me of her.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

That looks kind of like Philadelphia.

That sounds like a good business plan, but I’m not sure I could convince Ryan Reynolds (or Guy) to work with me.

Given the nature of his proclivities, I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up here unprompted and dropped the next nugget of financial wisdom.

I had a friend who told me to buy Bitcoin when it cost cents. I didn’t, because at the time it required you to send your ID to an unknown entity.

The same friend had previously recommended that I learn Hadoop. I didn’t because I didn’t have the proper setup to host it and when was it going to be relevant to my job? Incidentally my current job relies - and my previous job relied - heavily on HDFS.

I’m extremely sleep deprived and can’t remember the third thing, but there was a third thing that would have been extremely lucrative if I had followed his advice.

Once I recognized the trend I asked him for the next suggestion. He said I should start my own business. I didn’t because I don’t have any ideas.

Maybe I should start a business.

Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.

I’ll try to remember to check it out in the morning, thank you.

edit: This worked. This is amazing. Thank you so much.

That sounds even easier!

So you’re saying if I don’t want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?

Just as a matter of interest, I just tried this and it simply printed ≤ on the console. I’m using Terminal and Tahoe 26.2.

I haven’t been to many musical events, but in my experience they can be pretty olfactorily offensive by themselves.

At the time, I worked nights in a tech call center. There were generally three guys working the shift but it wasn’t the same people every shift, it was a small but rotating cast. There was also a supervisor but they spent the majority of their time in a private office halfway across the building from us.

One of the three guys who was there most nights would mostly ignore calls and would do a pretty poor job with them when he did answer. Instead of working, he’d spend the whole night browsing HotOrNot, occasionally vocalizing his opinion on some pictures.

Since there were only three people on the shift and it was in a call center built for a hundred or more, we were permitted to sit at any desk (they had roaming profiles). Only one member of the night shift ever sat close to the guy I described more than once. Besides being personally unpleasant, he was a heavy smoker and thus olfactorily offensive as well.

The HotOrNot guy was there when I got there and I’m pretty sure there when I left. No idea how he kept his job.

Weird, right?

That’s clearly my cat.

I like you.