I’m sad that that “no pooping” guy never explained himself.
Maybe he was sacrificing his colon for the well-being of the fediverse.
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You’ll have to tell me how hot these wings are.
He should just be glad he wasn’t bringing home snails.
Oh hey, have you guys heard of this thing called “lemmy”? It’s part of the fediverse. You might enjoy the memes!
Yeah, like my wife.
(I feel bad about this joke. I’m not trying to engage in misogyny. If you enjoyed the stupidity I had to offer, I’m glad and thank you for doing so.)
For a more normal picture of her … Sort of:
I use
define:. Yesterday a friend asked me whether “stably” had an “e” in it and this was very helpful in answering.edit: My edit wasn’t relevant and my client confused me. Apologies to you.
I’m not sure if yours sounds worse than mine - I guess it depends on the metric - but they both seem pretty awful.
3·2 days agoI’ve always loved the Unix wizard poster.
Where I grew up, driving school was mandatory before being eligible for a license.
I ended up going to two. The first one, the instructor advocated disregarding caution and just trusting in the universe to take care of you (not exactly how she phrased it). At one point some state representative came in; the instructor, apparently forewarned, told the class that she would be teaching differently the day the representative was there and that we shouldn’t comment on it.
When my mom found out, she took me out and put me in a better known school, then demanded a refund from the first one. The instructor sent her a copy of her contract, highlighting a phrase that was something like “no refund under any conditions.”
A few months later, that school was no longer open.
5·4 days agoI had no idea she was in Solo. I’m so bad at faces.
I would have set a turkey on their ottoman, personally.
Strong words from someone who’s not really here.
Hey, thanks for extending this thread with me. It was fun.
I once won a round of Cards Against Humanity by playing the word “smegma” and explaining what it meant to my opponents.
Did you know that the writers of Red Dwarf weren’t referencing that? Also, I haven’t checked, but I have reason to believe the fridge manufacturers weren’t either.