I don’t really have much memory of this, but I apparently started using keyboards when I was two. I only know because of things my father told me and one personal memory.
Eventually I I joined a company which encouraged me to record my skills with my history. I was nineteen at the time. They certainly were aware of that.
I recorded in their system that I had been using keyboards for seventeen years. They didn’t appreciate it. I think I might have taken their request too literally.


I think you’ve just neatly summarized, uh …
… The world (such as we’ve incentivized it, anyway).


Good to know, thanks!


To be clear, mine has bald spots (one above each eye) and I was curious whether yours did … A question I suppose I could have answered by simply looking at your picture. I apologize and thank you for responding!
edit: As I said, she doesn’t like to look at the camera, so I don’t have a lot of photos of her from head on … But this near four year old photo kinda shows the bald spots. I think they only increase how adorable she is.



You not only stole my cat but cloned her? How rude.
Beautiful, though.
edit: Wait, do they have the bald spots?
edit: So far as I know, she’s a cat, not a car.


You lemmings keep stealing my cats.

(She doesn’t like to look at the camera but she has the same eyes also)


You’re not alone and, though I admit it’s nearly meaningless, I’m here for you.


Wait until you find out about healthcare. Or banking.
I was gonna say “;)”
I hope your scary event goes well!
Also I don’t remember any Discworld characters named “Ben.”


I mentioned that it’s been a while; maybe they resolved it. In mine there were plenty of at signs and colons. I agree there’s nothing upsetting about your links.


The links were functional, but odd looking. The recipients didn’t like seeing characters that don’t usually show up in links and considered the links suspicious as a result, sometimes not clicking them.
Not exactly a flaw with the tech, but also a reasonable precaution by the recipients. I’m flattered that you assume my friends are on the fediverse but most of them aren’t so trying to explain instances and such to them wouldn’t go smoothly.
Politics and such aside, I have a scary personal event happening this February and so I feel this image quite strongly.
Gotcha, thank you for the clarification.
It for sure does not surprise me that other kinds of microphones exist, but I strongly agree with your last sentence.
Perhaps I’m confused, but your wiki quote itself references piezoelectricity (a word I’m pretty surprised is in my keyboard’s dictionary). Am I misunderstanding?
I remember the day I learned how multiplication worked.
I described it as adding repeatedly.