I think it’s supposed to be hair with a bun.

Back when bash.org was a thing (I’m aware it has since been archived in multiple places), there was a quote that went something like “you only have a name because your mother was suspicious it took nine months to take a shit.”

This reminds me of when Jared Leto created Ukraine from a different powder in Lord of War.

Honk!

Just doing my job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk

Yeah, I’ve been on the same page.

Fortunately I haven’t been in a formal classroom setting in years.

Good luck!

I’ve always heard that baldness primarily comes from the mother.

My theory (or perhaps more accurately, hope) was that they were parked nearby, say at a local grocery store; from there they sent this text, then left the parking lot, honked, and parked once again at their nearby home before sending the final text.

And that from the father of economics.

My third grade teacher told me that negative numbers aren’t real.

Reflecting back on it thirty years later, it’s clear what she meant, but the poorly communicated statement and arguments she made were very upsetting to me, someone who at the time was very proud of having just learned the concept.

In the moment, I had the same reaction as you. Shortly thereafter, my mom - who was not at all a fan of that teacher - took my brother and me out of public school and we started homeschool.

That’s true! However, I don’t like “what” there - friend or no, he was a who, not a what. I just couldn’t write “who I thought was a friend,” though reading it now it seems okay. Ah well; I’m no novelist, so feel free to claim the quote for yourself if you’d like.

I once had what I thought was a friend, but who was definitely a teacher. He joked that he brought a floppy disk to his school and his students asked who had 3d printed a save icon.

The first picture is brownies. The second picture is knees that are not brown, presumably because color blind people wouldn’t see brown in the world of this joke. It’s not really how color blindness works and, IMHO, not that great of a joke … But you can make it make sense if you try.

I bet there are magnets to allow that.

But… They’re not brown …

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m glad you were here, because I never, ever … Ever would have gotten that.

Gotcha, thank you. I mostly code in bash or python.

What language is this?

It was also apparently a song by The Ramones! I also thing it was referenced in The Simpsons (but what wasn’t).