I bet there are magnets to allow that.

But… They’re not brown …

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m glad you were here, because I never, ever … Ever would have gotten that.

Gotcha, thank you. I mostly code in bash or python.

What language is this?

It was also apparently a song by The Ramones! I also thing it was referenced in The Simpsons (but what wasn’t).

It happened in American Dad!, but I’m not sure if that’s what’s being referenced here.

Gen Z resembles Steven Universe.

I’m deeply sleep deprived and rather embarrassed that I didn’t equate “footgun” with “shooting oneself in the foot” until I looked it up.

Hmm.

This isn’t the most respectful summary of a marriage, but is the person named someone famously criminal or something? I searched for the name, but the only relevant-seeming result wouldn’t load, so I couldn’t even see if he did anything particularly egregious.

I’m not trying to diminish the language or anything the individual might have done, I just can’t find any information.

Did you know Key & Peele made an appearance in Weird Al’s White & Nerdy?

Yeah, it was pretty unlikely back then and much more so now. I guess I should have included a sarcasm mark - I wasn’t offering it as a serious suggestion. I do wish them luck meeting someone to love.

I met someone in the official XKCD channel. That person referenced a private server. Later I went to a LAN party where another attendee happened to be on that same private server. I figured that had to be significant and joined the server myself. Some months later, a fluke caused my face to be displayed on a webcam feed I had linked there. My now-wife saw it and proclaimed me cute.

Really that was all it took, but she’s never since done anything that caused me to regret falling for her.

I met my wife on IRC. Try that!

Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!

True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.

Your comment is more applicable than you might know.

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

That’s how I feel about my statement about sandwiches using mayo.

edit: See?

TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)