We need to take it back a step and see if it’ll run Linux.

I subscribe! …but don’t usually watch

It’s less than twenty minutes. How much brain rot do you have?

Wow, that completely explains this heroin addiction.

Like a potato?

Convince me this won’t have a built in backdoor and/or automatically scan your photos looking for “suspicious” content (for the children, of course).

Obligatory Captain Planet

Worst controller design of all time.

Sandals when I’m inside. On rare occasions I’ll wear socks and house shoes, but that’s usually when I’m cleaning floors or something wet.

No.

Interesting but not a robot.

Just write your own updates.

Can confirm. I have known human moms with similar appendages.

I can’t discern the size of the fries based on this picture.

Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you…

Going to save this link just in case the Internet goes down one day.

You’ll never keep me tied down like that.

Queue the return of the door to door Encyclopedia salesman. Soon everyone will have a World Book Encyclopedia set in their home again!

Wtf are you talking about?