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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • My sibling is quite a bit younger than me. Mom came to pick me up from school and they were asleep in the car

    A classmate of mine said “Imma peg that windshield with a rock to see if I can wake that kid up.” I was like “… What…?” And he repeated himself

    I very clearly stated that was my sibling and if he woke them up I’d be fucking pissed. He didn’t go ahead with stated plans. Dude was a menace; I coincidentally had stayed home sick the day he called in a bomb threat. But at least I put him in his place once in his life

    I get the protection even if they’re your adversary. At home I’d be constantly bothered and annoyed by them but don’t you even fucking dare say a single negative word about them or hell will rain on you















  • When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

    Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it’s plagued me for… decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in “pizza during crack time” because I knew that wasn’t right