My machinehead is better than hers

“Hear your sales pitch? Ok, I’m all ears”

Your word for the day is yonic

I’ll agree there, just pointing out that there isn’t nothing strange with the image

You’re not seeing the weirdness?

12’6"

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You’re underestimating how massive cheeks can get

Flirt to convert

Zach M Stafford, who does Extra Fabulous also signs some of them Pervis and Deogie (the comic from OP) which are all similar but with slightly different art styles and types of humour. They’re amazingly prolific

Reminds me of “Bedtime Story”, ep 132 of Welcome to Night Vale. I definitely recommend listening to the audio, but here’s a transcript if you really wanna read it instead.

https://nightvale.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript:Bedtime_Story

Does that mean we get to drive kickass Cadillacs?

Redistriboobtion is now my political affiliation.

Probably, although with a bit of imagination I could see a case where this could be real: they’ve made repairs to the boat and want to test it’s keeping water out and so just put it in the dugout instead of hauling it to a proper body of water. Not sure why they’d have the mast up though, unless I guess the mast step or something with the stays was part of the repair being tested.

Because in this case it’s relevant as they won’t have the organ in question

I drank the maximum for my weight and exertion that would just barely not cause water intoxication. Now, let me get a glass

Implicitly stating they’re doing something equally as bad twice a day

Jokes on you; this near the solstice the sky doesn’t get dark enough for me to see anything anyways

They called them “gross-ups” and I love them.