That’s pretty cheap for 4L, considering the provincial taxes

Plus, you can use the same costume in the spring as “The Inevitable Time of March”

Would you die or just get really sick? I thought rat poison only works because rats can’t vomit it out

If you wait until the fall they’ll be abandoned, but gotta get them before birds pick them apart

Think I bought the tester

Those are all reasonable and necessary restrictions though, not sure why you think they’re burdensome. Things like accessibility, traffic, public safety, etc are part of operating a business.

He actually says the same thing later too

The customer paid for delivery already; it’s not the guy’s fault Uber Eats doesn’t pay you enough

Fun fact: the 1984 calendar could be used again in 2012, 2040, and 2068

Should just knock them out of their shell, a la Super Mario World

Very common bathroom graffiti, although there’s an extra layer of absurdity bringing a label maker into the process

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/giant-clothespin-sculpture

It was removed a few years ago, but real

Dracowla gets me every time

Same vibes

Starship Troopers I think

Maybe they were blowing the filling in

Ooooo, effort for a meme?? You are rare in the internet

The meme originally said “hit’s” but has since been corrected