That’s an awfully big butt plug

Omg you’re going to make me come

back and demand my money back

Sounds like you have a problem

Using the right “its” on the internet challenge: impossible.

Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky “turn and cough” check on the sedated tiger?

and a penis for three

Ohhh, three decades. You don’t have a a weird penis time-share thing going on with two other people

You’re a jizzard, Harry

Wait, really?? I always pictured them as laying out along the surface with their tail behind; is that only when they’re actively swimming?

https://flintstones.fandom.com/wiki/Broncosaurus

So, so, sorry to hear about your friend OP.

Interesting little fact: a factoid is not a little fact, it’s something that appears like a fact but is in fact false. Think like how an android is a fake human, a factoid is a fake fact.

A&W (specifically the Canadian franchise) is pretty good too

Poppins and Robbins

I learned from a podcast that he chose his name because his English wife was telling him to drink his tea before it became “stone cold”

The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me

Are the characters in the game fairly small in a world of humans? Just wondering why the floor planks look so big

Can you add a chamfer?

It’s missing the Uhaul

I think they’re just curious, not implying it makes a difference