Lotta comments overthinking the joke

qu’est-ce que c’est?

I’m not even necessarily against nuclear, but this is a weird argument. How many times have solar panels blown up and made entire cities uninhabitable for decades, and how many are there total in use ever?

The percentage of failures of nuclear power plants may be low, but the fallout (literally) is incredibly devastating.

Well this is aluminum foil, duh

They would if they could

I’m getting as much use out of them as I can before they become terrible.

ImgBurn jingle

Police are notoriously racist

I know it’s usually not an issue without a really smooth container, but I’d be too afraid of superheated water to boil it in the microwave.

Only if they aren’t white

I think this is just a fact of life with a public piracy service.

Mister Heat Pumps (Technology Connections) claims the heaters in at least north American dishwashers are generally really weak and won’t properly heat cold water.

Is this AI?

OCD enters the chat

Hasn’t Gabe explicitly said this?

If only anxiety listened to reason

OP likes a challenge (and/or texture)

Pico de gallo

This is exactly what a genie would do

Don’t feed them bread, make jokes about feeding them bread instead