Assuming you’re talking about HTML5 & CSS it actually is Turing Complete.

Nintendo literally already filing a lawsuit against OP.

Big if true

… (well, bigger than zero at least)

Based and vagrant pilled.

You said that two hours before my comment - why haven’t you taken down the post?

This was legitimately part of the reason I went with Laminas instead of Laravel for a project. I really don’t want critical documentation to be in video form.

Elon Musk loves to speak confidently about shit he knows nothing about. This leads to him being a confident speaker on every topic… I just wish we could figure out a way to shut him up.

And this is why my webapp only renders properly on circular displays.

Speaking as a Senior Dev specialized in database access and design… you don’t have to use all caps - SQL is actually case agnostic.

But… but my fucking eyes man. I’m old, if your branch doesn’t have control keywords in all caps I’m going to take it out back and ol’ yeller it.

There are few hills I’ll die on but all caps SQL and singular table names are two of them.