I prefer the pre 2007 design where Sweden and Finland can’t be unseen.

Having porn as the background saves you about 9 minutes of deciding what to crank it out to, you can just get started.

I’ve used the same pfp which is a photo of myself with a funny mask since 2007.

Running fast food chain at day, liposuction clinic at night.

It makes you more inclined to eat more calories than you need.

Reminds me of my very short prank war.

A colleague did the tape on mouse prank on me.

Then I switched our wireless mouse dongles, when I heard the “ha ha, you got me there” and be noticed nothing was wrong I started wiggling my mouse on his screen.

Then next week I wrote a script that ejected his CD tray every half an hour or so.

I billed 6 hours for troubleshooting something that was broken because the cable was not plugged in despite them saying it was.

I got him to recheck the cable by telling him to pull it out and clean the contact surfaces.

If saws were effective they would use them to hammer in nails.

Wrong tool for the job is never going to be effective. Show me a politician who rarely (if ever) debates and gets elected from advertising alone.

I don’t see any adverts due to extensive adblock.

English is confusing enough. For the sake of future generation I’ll correct you for using litterally like figuratively even if I’m the last person on earth that uses it correctly.

There are addons that try to auto decline all. They do a reasonable job at it

Energy is cheap when I don’t use much of it and expensive when I need a lot.

There is this one beer when I drink it I always feel sick. Which one? The 16th.

If I were to make a thing where I got to decide which one is which I’d pick the 2nd.

I don’t have a strong opinion and I’ll just pick whatever the default is.

Don’t know but I’m pretty sure R is for racing.

They would have to figure out how I could be impossibly far away soon after the crime to a judge to get the warrant and then to a jury to get me convicted.

How often do you see logs dropped along a road anyway? I would not count on getting hit by one.

Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.

Sir, you have insulted my honour and I challenge you to a frollic. I’ll see you at the meadows at dawn one forthnight from now.

Can be: yes. Likely: No.

It reads like it was meant to confuse you, not to get any point across.