violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agohappy international womens day💜lemmy.todayimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1750
arrow-up1750imagehappy international womens day💜lemmy.todayviolet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 days agoBro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.
minus-squarekamenlady@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 days agoIf it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire! nsfw
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoMost cursed travel mug
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoIt is like kissing your coffee!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 days agoI’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.
minus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoBe sure to fill it with pea soup!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoSorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.
Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.
If it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire!
nsfw
Most cursed travel mug
It is like kissing your coffee!
I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.
Just pretend to be a bird!
Be sure to fill it with pea soup!
Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢
I’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.
Sexy