God: Oh? Ok, will do. One helping to renounce war is coming! (That’ll be 14’000 souls and 6 tonnes of silver)

I wonder if he actually believes there is a god, and that he is somehow god’s servant, or if he’s just comfortable being the head of a great scam, and that without him a lot of pedophiles would have a harder time getting away with it.

Did it work?

In a press release published earlier today, God made known that He is currently busy uplifting a certain species of deep sea octopus. He further commented that in His honest opinion, humanity should get their heads out of their collective asses and sort themselves out.