If pets aren’t what he wants because he runs off if you get close, try laying down next to him, as close as he’ll let you, and imitate him. Curiosity may get the best of him and he may come over to you and scope you out!

Now fresh and hairy! 😁

It went straight to voice mail.

Whole bed to lay on, chooses magazine.

Pretty clever!

Does the man need to be rescued? 😁

Reach for the sheets

Clacker balls (not necessarily of the style of those in this case)

You can always play computer nurse later, if need be!

It’s just a weather balloon.

“Le Chat” lol idk why this looked funny to me. Thanks for the link!

I think it’s the other way around. Everyone is “safe” from those on Lemmy because what’s our reach?

You don’t speak for us. You speak as a fucked up Kennedy. And literally, with that ridiculous voice. Our health secretary is deeply unhealthy.

A bunch of older cop shows also used to same something to the effect. The names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent. Something like that.

To protect the innocent? Idk lol

Impressive!

Keep looking for alternatives.

*poke*

It’s like one of those flying (darting) cats from the warning signs, in Japan, was it. Ha

Talentless, Classless Trump