[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    8 hours ago

    Hey buds you really shouldn’t say shit like that when I have the receipts. Nice Aphobic comments btw.

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      6 hours ago

      Excuse me what?

      You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

      Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

      You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

      Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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        6 hours ago

        I don’t care if you go away mad. You should just go away. Insent the original message to point out how touchy you are. Seems like you would benefit from my first comment here.

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          More psychological projection. You’re free to leave Lemmy and/or block me at any time.

          YOU sent ME direct messages. YOU. Yet you can’t even come up with a lie as to why, because you know it would be such a

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              Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

              Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

              So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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                  Can’t be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you’re ashamed of what you yourself say.

                  Isn’t that so?

                  Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.